Haiku General - Write a haiku or two

[IKOL]

Him were stinkditchmaxxing
Nature took initiative
Lucas give up

 

[Syzyg]

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Him were stinkditchmaxxing
Nature took initiative
Lucas give up

Six, seven and four
Is that a coincidence?
Either way, funny

 

[Pagan Min]

Halloween is near!
Spooky scary skeletons
are everywhere! HELP!!!

 

[Syzyg]

Halloween is near!
Spooky scary skeletons
are everywhere! HELP!!!

My spine shivering
Cadavers without spirits
Let them rest in peace

 

[Pagan Min]

My spine shivering
Cadavers without spirits
Let them rest in peace

Let us not forget
zombies shall rise from their graves,
searching out some brains.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

smoking my crack pipe
also known as a smartphone
where did my life go?

 

[Heavy Metal Kiki]

Alas: car totaled
Lost cause, until he was found
Lives now in the pound

 

[Syzyg]

Anytime can quit.
Not an addiction my friend
Oh. Here come the shakes.

Alas: car totaled
Lost cause, until he was found
Lives now in the pound

A horseless carriage
Cared for as much as a horse
If not more. How strange

Let us not forget
zombies shall rise from their graves,
searching out some brains.

Machinations of
My mind are an enigma
Checkmate brain-eaters

 

[Heavy Metal Kiki]

A horseless carriage
Cared for as much as a horse
If not more. How strange

Horses: expensive
Can't roam, nor fast as a car
Can't replace its parts

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

Election day nears
Will you vote Trump or Harris?
Illusion of choice

And yes it was cringe on purpose.

Edit: what the hell one more

Skibidi toilet
Animated gifs on X
The planet is doomed.

 

[Syzyg]

Election day nears
Will you vote Trump or Harris?
Illusion of choice

A European
Watching cinema, seated
With abated breath

Horses: expensive
Can't roam, nor fast as a car
Can't replace its parts

Their shit is thrifty
I sell it to the farmer
Funds the medicine

 

[Pagan Min]

Halloween has passed.
All Saints' Day has now arrived.
(We've weathered the storm!)

 

[Syzyg]

Halloween has passed.
All Saints' Day has now arrived.
(We've weathered the storm!)

Menacingly stares
The moon. For our destruction
Lunatics abound

 

[Yukako]

Full moon out tonight
Getting closer to the farms
We are all so doomed

 

[PonderosaPete]

Damn it shit piss fuck
Feeling forsaken by God
Stubbed my damn big toe

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Heart feels so helpless
Mind wanders to known comfort
Mouth on ass and balls

 

[gobbles]

Peppermint ice cream:
Superior, minty, cold.
In stores once a year.

 

[Toyota Hilux]

Back to reddit, fag
You'll never be a woman
Kill yourself, tranny

 

[Heavy Metal Kiki]

"WE WON: ORANGE EDITION 2024"
Sometimes we must see
How bad it could really be
God IS ON OUR SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Pagan Min]

Donald Trump has won!
Kamala Harris has lost!
Balance has returned...