Guy shoots off and eats his dick for upboats

[odius]

I present to you /u/worthless319
https://np.reddit.com/r/morbidquest..._are_some_ways_i_could_sever_the_stump_of_my/

He posted this thread on /r/morbidquestions. Given the mostly comedic nature of the sub, most assumed it was a joke, but then he posted pictures of his shot off dick:

Spoiler: mutilated dick

He explained his reasoning as "LSD, DMT, and God". He said several things about how he's going to die soon and stopped posting about three weeks ago, so he probably an hero'd.

 

[AnOminous]

Shades of Dorian Thorn.

 

[Jerry_ smith56]

This guy is hopefully in an insane asslyum. Fuck, this makes the doubled dicked demon seem tame by comparsion.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

This guy is hopefully in an insane asslyum. Fuck, this makes the doubled dicked demon seem tame by comparsion.

At least this really happened.

 

[millais]

They should make this standard procedure for all transtrenders seeking SRS

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

It’s been done.
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai...ut-penis-blessing-not-curse-article-1.1866432

 

[CWCchange]

Chris should do this with Barb's gun for Un-clit 3.0.

 

[millais]

Chris should do this with Barb's gun for Un-clit 3.0.

Ah, the infamous binaural bullets treatment

 

[Ido]

And nothing of value was lost.

 

[Carlos Thin]

There's no way in hell I'm opening that, so could some brave soul please explain how he didn't bleed to death (with as little detail as possible)

 

[DeadwastePrime]

kinky

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Looks like a peyote button in an ostrich leather satchel.

 

[KiwiMisetté]

ow the autohomosexual edge

 

[Johnny Bravo]

There's no way in hell I'm opening that, so could some brave soul please explain how he didn't bleed to death (with as little detail as possible)

The pictures are clearly taken years after the incident. His dick now looks like a giant outie belly button.

 

[Calooby]

He fucked up royally. A man, and a tranny (same thing smdh) is nothing without their anal raping tool of justice, their cock.

 

[r4ndom]

i went to the page and this dude genuinely thinks that this is a blood sacrifice to god.


ps. some dude just posted "dont be pessimistic" like a hundred times and i just couldn't stop fucking laughing.

 

[H4nzn0]

There's no way in hell I'm opening that, so could some brave soul please explain how he didn't bleed to death (with as little detail as possible)

It's... very fucking painful. Agh god damn it why do I read this shit at night?
It looks like a circumcision gone wrong.

EDIT: Guy got fucking gold for this shit. How do you even manage to shoot your dick off?

 

[odius]

There's no way in hell I'm opening that, so could some brave soul please explain how he didn't bleed to death (with as little detail as possible)

Was high out of his mind on DMT, and called an ambulance right after he did it.

 

[Jan_Hus]

In what state of mind does a man have to be in, in order to shoot off his own goddamn penis.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

In what state of mind does a man have to be in, in order to shoot off his own goddamn penis.

This bixnood did it after joyously enacting forced reparations:http://abc7chicago.com/suspect-shoots-himself-in-penis-after-west-pullman-robbery/2587910/