💼 Careercow Gunther Fehlinger - Platonic Ideal of a Eurocrat made flesh. Future Furher of the NATO-Reich.

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AeroGavin Rossdale dijo:
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Speaking of, the Irish PM resigned. Clearly because he wasn't pro-NATO enough. If the dirty micks refuse to play ball, Gunther will bring back the plantation system and ship them to Hindustan.
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We Wuz Byzantines 'n shiiiet.

Anyway, Gunther is here with a dire warning. Russia is going to use the recent terror attack as an excuse to invade Ukraine. Everyone please be advised there may be some hostilities between the two nations.
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Bonus from the Serb Photoshop Mines
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Not sure anyone misses Varadkar, altho his replacement could be even more dreadful, and so then he'll be missed. Fehlinger must try that arch understatement for humor approach, but it comes off wrong. Varadkar wasn't a 'neutralist' just pro his enriching his friends in deniable ways and very young men. I've read at least a few Romanians aren't sold on that cathedral, think it a sort of post Ceaucescu, Ceaucescu style white elephant.

NATO apparently needs a special budget item to defeat the scourge of @realDonaldTrump. His second pin regarding French is funny. I suppose no one understands it nowadays.

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No. 7 cat dijo:
NATO apparently needs a special budget item to defeat the scourge of @realDonaldTrump.
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You're making the mistake of assuming Gunther knows anything about what he's talking about. He wants to defeat Trump because Trump threatened to withdraw from NATO. Trump did that to get NATO to increase their defense spending. Gunther wants to undercut him by increasing EU defense spending. It's nonsense. I know next to nothing about Irish politics but I know I have a better grasp than Gunther. His concern with the Irish is that they refuse to join NATO, which raises the possibility they're going to send the IDF across the border in NI. To counter this he holds up the pIRA getting guns from America as an example of the benefits defense pacts can have for the Republic. Also the UVF is in cahoots with the Serbs.

He's an odd cat.
 
New unexpected character arc: Der Furherlinger has somehow picked up Donald Trump's speech patterns.
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And it's not just the Wall, many such cases.
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I'm interested to see where this goes. Gunther's been quiet on American politics since Haley dropped out, other than stating the coveted Gunther endorsement will go to who ever promises the most support for Albania. (Pretty sure he has a gig consulting for Albanian investments rn)
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But he did put out this poll with surprising results. I expected Biden by 20.
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I caution Gunther that one who would fight Trump's twitter must be careful of becoming Trump's twitter. Or something. An autistic Austrian playing Map Games irl in the Trump voice would be pretty funny so I'm on board.
 
Android 18 dijo:
Our great Fuhrer has graced us with another banger strategy to end the war, destroy Putin and bring about world peace.
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https://twitter.com/GunterFehlinger/status/1776958441694646377
Let's just hope there are no strong east winds after Gunther turns Russia into a nuclear wasteland.

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>1000 nukes is the quickest and cheapest way to end the war
I don't think he's technically wrong.
 
How fun would it be to run into this guy in some european country, having a pint or something and then just keep drinking with him and hyping him up to keep telling you his great ideas. That would be fun as hell!
 
Sammich dijo:
How fun would it be to run into this guy in some european country, having a pint or something and then just keep drinking with him and hyping him up to keep telling you his great ideas. That would be fun as hell!
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Austrian total neutality death after having a beer
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Sammich dijo:
How fun would it be to run into this guy in some european country, having a pint or something and then just keep drinking with him and hyping him up to keep telling you his great ideas. That would be fun as hell!
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You could just visit Brussels. People like this are all over that place.
 
He's the embodiment of that one sam hyde rant about israel and missiles but he's based and we should listen to him
 
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