Gunt Theme Park - A fantasy Theme Park Based on Ethan Ralph of The Kill Report

[Terrorist]

EpGunt, inside a giant geodesic bottle of Maker's Mark. The Mission: THUMB interactive motion simulator takes you through the sights, sounds, and smells of Xander's conception. After that, you can check out exhibits of oldfag lore and shit-tier alt tech streaming platforms.

 

[Mr.Downer]

will there also be something like the disneyland hats of mickey mouse's ears but instead of ears, it's a gunt with ralph's fleshy texture?

 

[Crystal Golem]

Action Park already killed people.

We can break that record. Loop slide? How about a Gunt shaped slide/

 

[Thomas Highway]

No blacks allowed.

 

[Vetti]

The Mark Collette holocoaster experience: It looks like it's going to be a terrifying ride but it goes really slowly and Collette's rants are piped in so by the time it gets to the end of the ride everyone is fast asleep. At this point one of those automated cameras takes a picture and it looks like everyone on the ride succumbed to the real life holocoaster resulting in a lasting keepsake and conversation piece.

Find Zidan: Guests are told that "Zidan" is hiding somewhere on the premises and if they find him he will come back to the killstream(No Zidan or Zidan impersonator will be present at the park).

Those brave enough to ride are rewarded with this.

 

[AltisticRight]

Whack-A-Moms where you dress up like a doctor and hit Ralph's mom on the head.
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Added variety:

 

[RichardRApe]

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I like it! The only thing is it was the doctors that brained his mom, I don't think they were drunk they just have bloodlust and prey on the elderly. Still works and is on brand though.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Someone needs to do this on Rollercoaster Tycoon and create a Gunt Coaster with maybe Wooden Coaster?

Now if only you could designate a crack smoking spot behind some of the venues, we'd be golden!

 

[AltisticRight]

A food court is needed.
Pho's noodlehouse
Pho's steakhouse
Gunt's Trashburgers
Candy store, they offer xannies, oxyberries, meth and other edibles
No water or anything healthy, it's all coke and Marker's Mark

 

[Seth MacFartman]

Now if only you could designate a crack smoking spot behind some of the venues, we'd be golden!

They'd be around where the Ferris Wheels be at lol.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

will there also be something like the disneyland hats of mickey mouse's ears but instead of ears, it's a gunt with ralph's fleshy texture?

A carnival game called 'Fight the Fatty' or instead of that Japanese game where you try to bump each other off with your butts, you try to bump the opponent off with your gunt.

 

[Spectre_06]

We can have a tram/trolley/people-mover/train that goes around the park. I’ll be the conductor. Choo-choooo!

You have to be drunk when you drive it.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

The gaydor experience.
You put on a VR headset and get to live shannons life via bench pressing 6 million lbs while your hot Latina gf brings you a glass of milk and she starts sucking you off and saying how based you are.

Gaydur is the park Jannie

 

[Sam Losco]

A food court is needed.
Pho's noodlehouse
Pho's steakhouse
Gunt's Trashburgers
Candy store, they offer xannies, oxyberries, meth and other edibles
No water or anything healthy, it's all coke and Marker's Mark

Sam's Hotdog Stand.

 

[Cow Poly]

Captain EO but it’s moonman.

 

[Mongo0o]

There should be a no mask mandate, just like how Ralph goes everywhere without one .

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

will there also be something like the disneyland hats of mickey mouse's ears but instead of ears, it's a gunt with ralph's fleshy texture?

Gator Time Hats

 

[Spectre_06]

Gator Time Hats

Well he'd finally do something with them so they're not hanging around in his mother's basement with his crusty waifu body pillows and shit.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Where would the ammo crates be?

 

[Delicious Diversity]

Where would the ammo crates be?

At the Staaaaaay Baaaaack shooting range of course.
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