Orbiter Gunt Guard General - Cohortes praetoriae | General sperg thread

[Vetti]

List of people jannies are contractually obligated to sweep up for: Jared Holt, Tea Clips, PPP, PhoBingas

That is all.

 

[Love Machine]

List of people jannies are contractually obligated to sweep up for: Jared Holt, Tea Clips, PhoBingas

That is all.

Your forgot THE BIG DAWG

 

[Vetti]

Your forgot THE BIG DAWG

Amended.

 

[Love Machine]

I didn't give my permission for my posts to be moved. Vetti is cleaning it up again.

 

[Vetti]

I didn't give my permission for my posts to be moved. Vetti is cleaning it up again.

I'm sorry but is your name PhoBingas? If not, your say doesn't mean shit.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

How come PhoBingas is king? I didn't vote for him. I didn't vote.

 

[Cow Poly]

nice fanfic deflection because you are acting like a faggot self-promoting your gaywad stream on kiwifarms



"we here at the kiwi farms are very obviously not obsessed with Ralph at all."

I know someone who uses words like “gaywad” and it isn’t Gator.

 

[Boyfriend Coefficient]

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CLEAN IT UP JAN JAN

Hey Pho's Kitty I can give you a link to the secret youtube stream, I will even flag it with you. I'm just gonna need my 30 pieces of the Soph audio.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

"we here at the kiwi farms are very obviously not obsessed with Ralph at all."

Why is gunty obsessed with nulls phallus? And has the gunt saw my parodies? I hope he enjoys them. But remember

Spoiler: Open

YOU'RE CARRYING THAT GUNT.

 

[Cow Poly]

Hey Pho's Kitty I can give you a link to the secret youtube stream, I will even flag it with you. I'm just gonna need my 30 pieces of the Soph audio.

We may be able to offer concessions to anyone holding the lost Lt. Corbis jackoff stream

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

Hurr durr, i don't have anything of interest to say but i gotta promote my shitty restream. HUEHUEHUEHUE 666 VIEWS SO FUNNY MUCH LOL

To the tune of this classic kosher song:

Spoiler: Lyrics

I have a little Gaydur
He doesn't have a name
Some say his name is Shannon
That's pretty fucking gay

Ooh Gaydur Gaydur Gaydur
4 digits in his weight
And when his boss is drinking
The soundclip he must play

I have a little Gaydur
He doesn't get a pay
His IT job was stolen
By Gupta in Bombay

 

[AnOminous]

Hurr durr, i don't have anything of interest to say but i gotta promote my shitty restream. HUEHUEHUEHUE 666 VIEWS SO FUNNY MUCH LOL

Your gunt social credit score has increased by 0.5 ounces of Maker's Mark and a tiny micropenis in your ass.

 

[Cow Poly]

 

[naught sock account 2]

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@Turk February

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

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This Cecil guy is correct, Cringe Danger is a bottom feeder in the Gunt food pyramid and he will soon be replaced by a jannybot.

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[MeltyTW]

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Is this desperate cope or are ralph and his incels just too autistic to understand that you cant shield yourself from your shitty actions even in this sphere because irl most of us are normal decent folk who dont groom 17 year olds then ruin their lives with gross scat porn?

 

[CohenManischewitz]

I'm surprised there hasn't been more talk of notable Gunt Guards like Bowblax and Nicholas Deorio.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=udXiWLBupiQ
Bowblax made a shitty cringe BLM rap video but later deleted it only for another Youtuber, Vantactician to mirror it. Bowblax responded by pulling a MundaneMatt and flagging the video. In a stream De-Oreo called Bowblax out for the flagging and saying it made him look bad, even though De-Oreo did that himself by freaking out after being featured in a previous episode of This Just In.

Bowblax's response....just go to 14:50 in the video

Flamenco jumps in the conversation at 12:46

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

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Personally, I hesitate to listen to anything Cecil "racists are worse then pedophiles because at least pedophiles won't get us demonitized" McFly, the Wicked Witch of YouTube, says like it's genuine. She is an opportunitic bottom-feeding shekel goblin exactly like Toad McJudas.

 

[GL09]

Who runs this account? There is no way it can be real.

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[Insane In The Membrane]

Either a troll account or it's Nick Rackets ban evading. Speaking of...