Guess how the above user will die.

[NARPASSWORD]

How will we die? Just take a wild guess!

 

[HY 140]

arwing crash

 

[Sergeant Politeness]

Choking on a Twix bar

 

[MW 002]

Evisceration by a spoon

 

[Loxiozzz]

Kick flipping into a truck on your rad new skateboard

 

[ForgedBlades]

Curse-ye-ha-me-ha

 

[NARPASSWORD]

Shot with the Golden Gun.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

YIFFED

 

[AbaddonTheDepoiler]

Achieves immortality by having his brain put in a robot, then having said robot destroyed in combat.

 

[BadaBadaBoom]

Crushed under an avalanche of hentai doujins.

 

[GS 281]

choking on tranny cock

 

[Chill Fam]

Being jumped by rabid Pokemon fans.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

Shot by a police officer.

 

[NQ 952]

brain damage in a violent furry orgy.

 

[Reynard]

Murder-suicide targeting the That Guy with the Glasses crew.

 

[AbaddonTheDepoiler]

Choking on 100 year old dog food.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Sniffing glue too hard.

 

[Somar]

Walking the Plank

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Inhaling too much glitter dust pretending to be a magical fairy.

 

[Reynard]

Gloriously dying in battle in the Shipping Wars of 2024