TOP 20 SPOOKIEST GROYPER LOST MEDIA: Number 15: Cat boy foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your burger restaurant is Nicks catboy boyfriend. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A kiwifarmer uploaded a video anonymously to the site showcasing Nicks cock in a plastic monstrosity of an axe wound. With the statement: "This is the bussy you eat at burger restaurants." Admittedly, he had cat ears on.
But that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the burger restaurant in question was alerted to the rogue groyper and catboy. At least, I hope they're rogue. How did it happen? Well, the restaurant customers hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the groypers were somewhere in Chicago, Illinois. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the restaurant address was posted with wishes of happy cancellation. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another kiwifarmer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: The restaurants "Tell us about us" online forum. The nasty video, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Chicago Scene Magazine contacted the burger joint in question the next day. When questioned, the lunch shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired."
Mystery solved, by kiwifarms. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
