Greentext thread but you write only one sentence - continue what the Kiwi above you said

[Monika H.]

>Be on the Farms

 

[Eryngium]

>Cat headbutts your sweaty and pale hand away from your cheeto encrusted computer mouse for back scritches

 

[epigenes]

>stroke out and die

 

[SiccDicc]

>slap the cat away in the throes of your stroke

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

>cat comes back and claws deep into your stroking arm

 

[Tim Buckley]

>Suddenly m00t comes back from the dead and stops being a cuck for 10 minutes

 

[AsbestosFlaygon]

<You become gay

 

[Tim Buckley]

<Plot Twist: that's my secret

 

[Kari Kamiya]

>tfw being gay is just the norm

 

[Judge Holden]

>"the norm" being the nickname of my strapping beefcake roommate Norman

 

[Diabeetus]

>i'm getting fucked in the ass as i type this

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

<tfw the cocaine hits

 

[Pissmaster]

>What lies before me... I've never seen anything like it before.

 

[crocodilian]

>my cat was Niggerman all along

 

[Niggernerd]

>kicked a kid with the power of 10 thousand suns

 

[Stormy Daniel's Lawyer]

The kid deserved it because he was toady and not at all racist

 

[drain]

>whats love

 

[Nut-Roaster the 2nd]

>baby don't hurt me

 

[drain]

>dont hurt me

 

[Nut-Roaster the 2nd]

>no more