Greediest Lolcow?

[Positron]

Jonathan "TransEthics" Holliday (whom we call Slingblade here). DSP at least provides content that some people enjoy, Holliday just sits and acts entitled, lies, and e-begs every single day.

 

[Shabobus]

Wings of Redemption is way up there on the list just because of how blatant and hostile he is about it. He makes it very clear he hates his audience and only tolerates them for money. Even DSP puts in more effort at pretending he's giving his watchers something of value.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Me.

 

[heyilikeyourmom]

Definitely Chris Chan. What kind of mooch just accepts money from the government that his debilitating mental issues entitle him too? Obviously nobody’s tweeted him about getting a real job and not being a real woman yet.

 

[soft kitty]

Instantly DSP came to mind when I saw the thread title. Also Wings.

 

[Lucipurr]

Brianna Wu hands down. Cows like DSP, Wings, or Chris just are not ambitious enough to even come close to Brianna. Every fucking dime Wu has held was not deserved and came from someone elses pocket. Not only that but the money is then used to further Wu's never ending quest for power whether its to be a figurehead "woman" in the videogame industry or the recent political bids. They will never stop lusting for power, an appetite that will never be satisfied.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Definitely Yanderedev

I’m giving this a +1 because unlike cows who ask for donations, yanderedev takes and then makes profit with other peoples work and has made it clear he will NEVER pay for someone’s work.
Giving someone 10$ is just that, but giving someone fanwork and then making idk how much from game sales puts him in a special category imo

 

[Hal]

Maybe Andrew Torba as well

 

[Grinrow]

100% Jason Genova. Over the years he has gained the title of Iron extortionist from multiple sagas where he has scammed multiple people and a ceo of a multi million dollar fitness suppliant company because he felt pity for him because of his 1% barely noticeable autism. Heres a video of him obviously lying straight to the face of the ceo that hes scamming. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYXSszQSBZw&t

A few years back he sold merch and never delivered on the orders and his fans got upset. So he made and apology where he came clean and demanded respect for coming clean because hes "entitled" to the 200$ he scammed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMP0lSD0Q-Q&t

 

[King DDT]

Instantly DSP came to mind when I saw the thread title. Also Wings.

I agree. Wings has stated before he's somewhat happy around the 40k-50k range a year, but with DSP, it seems like it will never be enough. He's a black hole for cash.

 

[Brundlefly]

Mundane Matt. He needed those youtube ad pennies.

 

[Alpacawitz]

Mobility Mary. Bitch doesn't own the sidewalks.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

While they are perhaps not the greediest, the Slaton Sisters are definitely up there. Their obvious gluttony and e-begging for a fake funeral comes to mind.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

Chris/tine

I don't know most of the cows other people have mentioned though.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

There is this null guy who always begs for money in random discords. I wonder whats up with that dude. Probably just another MAGA tradthot.

 

[Near]

Darksydephil easily. It's baffling with the extent to which he'll go just to make money.
But more than half of "Internet famous" subforum would also qualify pretty high up here. Once they get a little taste of that YouTube and Twitch gravy train, it's astounding just how far that kind of entitlement can go.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Shane Dawson for making a documentary about the makeup world, claims he's poor,released a collaboration with jeffree star then cut off the "documentary" episodes short after the launch.

 

[Pizza Time]

Yanderedev

The Holy Trinity of Professional Victimhood: Anita Sarkessian, Zoe Quinn, Brianna Wu

 

[Unpleasant]

Gonna have to go with Johnny Boy Brianna Wu. Squandered hundreds of thousands of daddy's dollars to abuse some lackeys as coders for a horrible iphone game, only for it to crash and burn. Tie in a million e-begs and campaigning for political donations and you have one of the most pernicious greedy cows on the internet.

That said, he's much more of a high-effort beggar than the typical streamer begging over twitch, so I'll give him that.

 

[Tiddymonster]

DSP demanded $2k to tell people he had a cat, just to tell them he had it and it's barely ever seen now. Nothing compares to DSP greed.