Great people who became lolcows?

Curt Schilling. Great baseball player who should be beloved in New England and in the Hall of Fame, instead he's famous for being that guy who blew $100 million of taxpayer money on a failed video game company and got barred from the Hall of Fame because he couldn't stop sperging about politics, muslims, and lynching journalists on twitter.
That's not being a lolcow, that's martyrdom for refusing to submit to Clown World.
 
Jordan Peterson. The man is like an ancient Roman play about the plague of being sexually attracted to your daughter, and the poor consequences that can occur as a result.
 
Totalbiscuit spent the first half of his Youtube career making informative videos about videogames whilst saying a lot of blunders before diving deep into retard land
Totalbiscuit was pretty cool until he got bitten by the WOKE bug!
After that he deteriorated fast into LOLcow status...
 
Barack Obama

Seemed liked a nice guy until him and his wife Michelle ran Netflix right into political agenda territory along with writing unnecessary amounts of novels that make him sound like he loves his own voice than he loved being President
 
there was a time where I loved Egoraptor, and this was way over a decade ago before he became your run-of-the-mill white(literal)knight for the average disc-lipped modern hotep with awful, putrid views and a huge unlikable personality. I remember loving his cartoons like Girlchan and his Awesome Series. Back then was simpler days.
 
So this is more a personal lolcow of mine who probably hasn't done anything worthy to get even a sub thread let alone a full one but...Mara Wilson. Cute kid and fairly well talented child star. Left acting in 2000 after an embarrassing role in Thomas and the magic railroad, disappeared for like a decade and only became relevant again after she began appeared on Doug walker's NC show and then with Lindsay Ellis, and her fat college roomie when they stuffed their faces with 90s-2000's "nostalgic" junk food.

''Came out'' as bi after the pulse shooting but like any washed up celeb who does that. I personally think she only said that for attention in the hopes it would jumpstart her career again. Ironically it took years but it kinda did. She was recently a VA on the first real episode of Helluva Boss. Ironically Vivzie should have put her in Hazbin Hotel cause "Has Been." suits her better.
 
Does Nikola Tesla count? Great guy, he ended up falling in love with a pigeon for some reason. I don't want to say for sure he became a lolcow just because he got fucked over by Edison and I don't know if that was what broke him. Sees kinda unfair to judge the guy when powerful people actively conspired to ruin him by making electricity seem scary to undermine him.


To be fair that videogame was really fucking bad. I thought it looked fun because it seemed like Fable, but more updated. Instead it was a single player MMO, insanely boring.
Edison was the bigger lolcow, going around zapping animals like a psycho and using his gay little politician connections to stomp out competition. "Look at how nasty AC is, watch this elephant get sizzled! Look at how safe DC is, it won't even hurt a rabbit", because surely the less powerful is better for the power grid. He (re)invented (improved the design of) the light bulb but he ain't the brighter one.

Bulbs: https://www.livescience.com/43424-who-invented-the-light-bulb.html

Later on Nikota Tesla went down the lolcow route with his weird esoteric political takes and wireless deathrays powering the planet stuff. Amusing to see a Tesla probe light up some plasma globes and neon tubes wirelessly, but impractical.

Tesla would have a far better reputation if modern education didn't focus on sucking the bourgeois cock of Edison. Too bad, he's now commonly associated with schizo free energy tards that can't read a patent and anti-relativity loons, some of which has a problem with Einstein being a Jew. Outside of that, he's unfortunately associated with dumbass cosmopolitan cars that has no practical use outside of China/Japan/India (dense countries) and highly populated cities.
 
Edison was the bigger lolcow, going around zapping animals like a psycho and using his gay little politician connections to stomp out competition. "Look at how nasty AC is, watch this elephant get sizzled! Look at how safe DC is, it won't even hurt a rabbit", because surely the less powerful is better for the power grid. He (re)invented (improved the design of) the light bulb but he ain't the brighter one.

Bulbs: https://www.livescience.com/43424-who-invented-the-light-bulb.html

Later on Nikota Tesla went down the lolcow route with his weird esoteric political takes and wireless deathrays powering the planet stuff. Amusing to see a Tesla probe light up some plasma globes and neon tubes wirelessly, but impractical.

Tesla would have a far better reputation if modern education didn't focus on sucking the bourgeois cock of Edison. Too bad, he's now commonly associated with schizo free energy tards that can't read a patent and anti-relativity loons, some of which has a problem with Einstein being a Jew. Outside of that, he's unfortunately associated with dumbass cosmopolitan cars that has no practical use outside of China/Japan/India (dense countries) and highly populated cities.
You forgot hipsters, hipsters fucking loved Tesla. He was the scientific equivalent of HP Lovecraft where they liked to include him to show how "nerdy" they were.

It's a shame because Tesla was not only smart as fuck, but he seemed like a genuinely nice guy. If Edison hadn't fucked him I would have liked to see what he could have accomplished if he werent driven into poverty and insanity.
 
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