Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[BiggestBuford]

Where did you hear this?

But who's that dev?
At this point the delay came from a dream i have when drunk. Was wonderful.

Who the fuck is this? They didn't even link to any actual interview or anything.

I doubt there’d be another delay. Shareholders would not like that. GTA Online can only hold the tide for so long.

your source is dumbfuck twitter account?

Looking like a bunch of fools rn

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

the funny thing is that kind of morons are dreaming that R is rewriting the game to take out the WOKE instead of trying to fix whatever the fuck the jeets they employ are tying to do

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

Sounds like "we're gonna wait a little more until people are more amenable to this retarded $100 price tag we REALLY, REALLY want to start pushing"
Which is such a fucking scam when they're going to make BILLIONS off the fucking Shark Cards people are stupid enough to buy

 

[Exegesis]

Color me shocked.

If this ever gets released, it will be the most buggy clusterfuck of a game to ever exist and will not be optimized at all. I will wait for it to come out that there is a random asset in the game with 5 trillion polygons.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

Im gonna kill myself

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

Next up it'll be a vague 2027 date. Why bother setting a specific date almost a year or more out? Most people are just going to preload it. Doesn't even have a price yet still other than take two's 100 dollar dream.

 

[The Last Stand]

Looking like a bunch of fools rn

Can you blame people for being skeptical? You know how much clickbait and hearsay exists for this one game?

 

[Quintex96]

Next up it'll be a vague 2027 date. Why bother setting a specific date almost a year or more out? Most people are just going to preload it. Doesn't even have a price yet still other than take two's 100 dollar dream.

The year is 2055. GTA6 and Star Citizen will release any day now

 

[Silver Higgs]

If this ever gets released, it will be the most buggy clusterfuck of a game to ever exist and will not be optimized at all. I will wait for it to come out that there is a random asset in the game with 5 trillion polygons.

And like the niggercattle that gamers are, they will buy this shit day one, complain on xitter that the game dont work, blame white women and woke ideology then go on rule 34 to look at futanari porn involving the main character of the game. IGN will rate 9.6/10.

 

[The Last Stand]

Im gonna kill myself

Good idea. Let’s see if a blood sacrifice would make them release GTA VI come out sooner.

 

[i440BX]

I'm not surprised by the delay.
I will not be surprised if the game ends up pozzed.
I am surprised that kiwis here still expecting this game to be good or launched in time.

 

[Duane Dibbley]

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Color me shocked.

Called it. This game is going to bomb and R* are pushing it as close to next gen as possible to sell it on PS5, then PC, then PS6 in the space of a year to try and claw revenue back.

This is going to be the biggest bomb in history.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

The year is 2055. GTA6 and Star Citizen will release any day now

Half life 3 will literally happen before gta6

 

[bindar dundat]

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Color me shocked.

"will now release"


REEEEEEEEEE

THAT IS RETARDED SYNTAX


"will now be released"

is the correct way

fuck's sake

 

[The Last Stand]

I am surprised that kiwis here still expecting this game to be good or launched in time.

I take it that they want GTA Online to have one more full year of content to maximize revenue. I’m sure that like GTA V and Red Dead Redemption II, the online component will release later. That’s not even taking into account the RP build after they bought that GTA V RP developer.

Another theory I have is that with the shifting political climate, they want to rewrite the game to avoid backlash for being TOO political sensitive.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

I take it that they want GTA Online to have one more full year of content to maximize revenue. I’m sure that like GTA V and Red Dead Redemption II, the online component will release later. That’s not even taking into account the RP build after they bought that GTA V RP developer.

Another theory I have is that with the shifting political climate, they want to rewrite the game to avoid backlash for being TOO political sensitive.

Id hope but with every gta if you hear what the cut content is it will.make you sad. Hell IV was gonna be a whole state. Now with this delay its gonna be half a state like V and smaller.

 

[Sketchy Fingers]

Rockstar has been consistent in their quality for years now, I truly hope these delays are signs of care and love being put into the final product, rather than development hell. If it turns out to be the former, I think it'll be the only $70 I will purchase. I'm hopeful!

 

[Duane Dibbley]

Another theory I have is that with the shifting political climate, they want to rewrite the game to avoid backlash for being TOO political sensitive.

It's revenue and nothing else. Sony and Microsoft have missed their targets that they assured R* they would hit (rumoured to be 100 million PS5's and50 million Xbox's).
The bean counters have crunched the numbers and realised that they can't make their money back in one financial year unless they release it multiplat.
With the next consoles rumoured to be 2026/2027, it means a current gen, PC and next gen release in one year/two financial years instead of three.

You can't dewoke a game in 6 months.

Either that or they're prepping a Switch 2 version which would be hilarious.

 

[Hitman One]

Absolute topkek. Fuck rockstarofdavid.

 

[The Last Stand]

Called it. This game is going to bomb and R* are pushing it as close to next gen as possible to sell it on PS5, then PC, then PS6 in the space of a year to try and claw revenue back.

This is going to be the biggest bomb in history.

Wait a minute, Thanksgiving is a week from that projected date. Do you think people will just stay home to play? If they have money to spare.

Rockstar has been consistent in their quality for years now, I truly hope these delays are signs of care and love being put into the final product, rather than development hell. If it turns out to be the former, I think it'll be the only $70 I will purchase. I'm hopeful!

$70?! Don't make me laugh.