Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[AssManWaitingInTheSkies]

Boy, flopping AAA games and remasters were a really big thing in this year. And these hacks couldn't even change them janky animations and stuff. Aside from GTA SA, looking lowkey legitimate.

 

[Cheese-Loving Citizen]

Seeing this thread get the grieving treatment just killed a part of my soul.

 

[Quintex96]

Decided to give San Andreas a fair chance on gamepass. I'm already encountering issues that i never saw in the original game such as mission bugs including a nasty one that prevents me from progressing. Very poor form.

 

[Kled]

I'm over the moon that I bought the trilogy for $15 during the summer sale last year. Also enjoying that Rockstar Launcher is down too. Thank you Rockstar.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Fuck this.
If the shit was 30$ at launch, probably i can afford but all the broken shit is just... pathetic.
Random props appearing in side missions, a funny glitch never happened in the OG releases in High Noon, a GTA SA mission. Nah, i'll pass. Now i prefer modding the OG trilogy and doing 100% in each one again.

 

[Psyduck]

Apparently the frumpy looking girl in the hoodie worked on the character designs for the game, and /v/irgins started simping for her

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Not even surprised at this point

Starting to think Sarkeesian was right, chick barely cracks a 5 and there's a horde of degenerate coomers jacking it already

We need to bring bullying back

 

[Billy_Sama]

I can't wait for tomorrow for the wave of negative user reviews to be on Metacritic.

 

[Cod of War]

Wait, they censored the confederate flag but kept "Tarbrush" in?

lol I guess Aziz wasn't lying when he said nobody knew what that was.

I heard they've might have censored the flag because Apple doesn't allow anything with it on the app store.

 

[Muu]

Boy, flopping AAA games and remasters were a really big thing in this year.

Do we know sales yet I imagine zoomers made up the sales in pre orders.

 

[Ita Mori]

Head cheese at GSG.
Nope...just nope.
Pirate it all. Give these fucks nothing.

Starting to think Sarkeesian was right, chick barely cracks a 5 and there's a horde of degenerate coomers jacking it already
We need to bring bullying back

Surprised they chose frumpy chick and not yellow dangerhair with the thicc thighs.
Coomers are changing.

Do we know sales yet I imagine zoomers made up the sales in pre orders.

Seeing as how their game launcher store on PC crashed, we can assume they made bank.
Makes sense too; San Andreas is Half-Life 2 tier praised and cherished by the internet.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

 

[Raoul_Duke]

It looks like a fucked up sex doll. Err, I meant a really screwed up s-

You know what I mean.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Candy Suxxx in the remaster really seems like a orangutan. I'm not joking.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Maxed Out Muscle CJ has absolutely no definition. He just looks fat.

Edit: Why the fuck did they give Candy Suxxx linebacker shoulders like the chick from Ghostbusters?

 

[Ita Mori]

LOL Whitey lives to serve street shitters and POC.

Pozzed beyond fucking belief...

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

I blame the 30-40 year olds who should know better than to dickride a company that doesn't even employ the people who made your favorite games anymore.

But my fellow redditors would never steer me wrong, especially the ones with all of the updoots. If I buy 7 copies of the game, Rockstar might be able to afford to patch it.

 

[MirrorNoir]

So are the talk radio channels, especially in Vice City, intact? LOTS of shit that I would think would get cut like the femcel wicca chick, the psychopathic predatory lesbian feminist who wrote a book about dressing like a man, etc

 

[Pringles Can]

It's honestly sad that shitty machinima movies made in GTA V that are supposed to be recreations of the ps2 trilogy look better then a remake that is supposed to be so good, that rockstar takes down the original versions because they want you to get the "definitive edition".

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Well, all this shitshow made me to downloading the entire OG trilogy and put a specific modpack into GTA VC for testing.
And dear god... i can't believe it.

I saw a earlier GTA VC DE Remaster stream and simply can't reach this level. This is a effort of ages thanks to modders since motherfucking 2002.
Without shadows, is more the aethestic of this game. It's simply that. How you can fucked up so bad and still being a piece of shit like that GSG dev. It's fucking ridiculous.

 

[Dom Cruise]

Is this one of the best examples yet of the decline video games have been on?

It's the fucking year 2021, this shit is just downright embarrassing to release a game this ugly and janky in such a futuristic sounding year.