Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[I fucking love Cocaine]

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Supposed leaked Take Two pipeline announcements. I'm thinking fake because the Max Payne remakes are supposed to be Remedy, right?

Fake. I highly doubt Rockstar is ever going to use the words "Definitive Edition" in a title again after GTA Trilogy's fiasco.

 

[Mr. 0]

Fake. I highly doubt Rockstar is ever going to use the words "Definitive Edition" in a title again after GTA Trilogy's fiasco.

change is both autistic and eats into profits so now every release will be "definitive edition" and any remaster of that release will be "definitive edition 2"

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

Fake. I highly doubt Rockstar is ever going to use the words "Definitive Edition" in a title again after GTA Trilogy's fiasco.

I'd say fake because we all know there will never be a gta 6. Just infinite versions of 5 like skyrim.

 

[The Last Stand]

Damn, VC has some kickass rock music.

 

[I fucking love Cocaine]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LWvO3-PYT9g
Damn, VC has some kickass rock music.

Listening to 2 Minutes to Midnight while doing Brown Thunder in a Hunter is such an experience that I never witnessed in a game before.

 

[Maurice Caine]

I'd say fake because we all know there will never be a gta 6. Just infinite versions of 5 like skyrim.

I mean GTA 6 was literally announced (in a blog post, pathetic I know, they even did that to the Max Payne remakes) so yeah it's a thing now but I guess we'll have to see if it won't get cancelled due to the economy exploding

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

I mean GTA 6 was literally announced (in a blog post, pathetic I know, they even did that to the Max Payne remakes) so yeah it's a thing now but I guess we'll have to see if it won't get cancelled due to the economy exploding

I'd be more worried it gets delayed for another decade because of Rockstars history of pushed back released dates. I don't have high hopes for it either way tbh, 5 didn't really do it for me story wise, and it seems all Rockstar is really concerned with is the online shit. Then again rdr2 had a decent single player mode, so who knows.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LWvO3-PYT9g
Damn, VC has some kickass rock music.

Listening to 2 Minutes to Midnight while doing Brown Thunder in a Hunter is such an experience that I never witnessed in a game before.

Meanwhile, I’m sitting here with my Broken Wings waiting to fly again

If you remember the opening with Sonny trying to come up with new plugs for his drug distribution, you’ll understand why Tommy sought out revenge for people that tried to ambush him at the end of the game.

This song changed my life, and a lot of other lives in the process.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Flying down the street while Fixx song plays ahhhhhhhhhhh

Anyway whats everyone's fav pedestrians lines?

Cheesy vaginas!
Yeah I been drinkin

 

[No One of Note]

Flying down the street while Fixx song plays ahhhhhhhhhhh

Anyway whats everyone's fav pedestrians lines?

Cheesy vaginas!
Yeah I been drinkin

The back of yo neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.
Pretty much any interaction with Fat CJ is a highlight for me.

 

[Korpon]

The back of yo neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.
Pretty much any interaction with Fat CJ is a highlight for me.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HcGYElbP5BQ

A fatass CJ playthrough is mandatory honestly, it's hilarious.

Anyway whats everyone's fav pedestrians lines?

"I SEE PAIN IN YOUR FUTURE"

"SOMEBODY CALL A MEDIC"

"You're like my asshole, always holding up shit"

 

[The Last Stand]

Anyway whats everyone's fav pedestrians lines

My mother's my sister!
You got any bright ideas of what to say?

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

Anyway whats everyone's fav pedestrians lines?

"I smoke because it gives me knowledge"

 

[I fucking love Cocaine]

Anyway whats everyone's fav pedestrians lines?

"I got a date with a cheese deluxe!"
"When I see that chihuahua, I'm gonna kill it!"

Traffic related lines:
"Hey yo-yo, yo-yo MOVE!"
"Man, get-to stepping!"
"C'mon, dammit!"

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

I told myself, "Mario! Take it easy!"

You did WHAT!?

Hey-ey it's Mistah Vee!

Actually just all the Vercetti gang quotes

 

[The-Patriarchy]

Oh man.. I just discovered the "learn spanish with paco the taco" portion of the Taco Bomb webpage in GTA online...

Say it with me.
Mi taco tiene pinta de vagina podrida
Mi colon está a punto de explotar
Necesito una cesárea de emergencia
Mi perro come mejor
Los nachos huelen a vómito de elefante
Me duele el brazo derecho
Mi perineo se está derritiendo

 

[The Last Stand]

"Man, I gotta start jogging."

 

[Psyduck]

Anything that comes out this legend's mouth

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

TIL there were plans for a Scarface: The World is Yours sequel set in and around Vegas that got cancelled around the time of the Activision acquisition.

 

[The Last Stand]

TIL there were plans for a Scarface: The World is Yours sequel set in and around Vegas that got cancelled around the time of the Activision acquisition.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JuEfjE6y2uE

Didn't Midway also try a GTA clone set in Vegas?

And Mafia IV was also proposed to be in Vegas too.