Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[Psyduck]

I hate to derail but this remains one of the greatest videos of all time.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=aDK7073S4Iw

Son of a bitch i was about to post that

 

[CWCissey]

I hate to derail but this remains one of the greatest videos of all time.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=aDK7073S4Iw

I recommend his UFO series too. Plus him and Bez are the highlights of Celebrity Gogglebox.

 

[DX10]

while you wish the M16 didn't use that ridiculous sensitive aiming system.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBTTTTTTRRRRRRTT
thk-tk
Soundtrack of many, many angry rampages.

 

[Ken Barlow]

I recommend his UFO series too. Plus him and Bez are the highlights of Celebrity Gogglebox.

He had a column in the Daily Sport which consisted of him rating the size and consistency [or lack thereof] of various celebrity tits.

Obligatory video below. No tits just tunes:

 

[CWCissey]

He had a column in the Daily Sport which consisted of him rating the size and consistency [or lack thereof] of various celebrity tits.

Obligatory video below. No tits just tunes:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=O8maBsuhHr4

He's also the only person named on the Channel 4 charter. This is because he's banned from appearing live on any shows because his mouth is that foul.

 

[Captain Syrup]

 

[No. 7 cat]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3lspyAUqytI

Effective summation of how Cyberpunk is just inferior.

 

[The Last Stand]

More proof that GTA 3's simplicity invites multiple opportunities to complete missions.

 

[Korpon]

I forgot how there's basically no fall damage in Vice City, IIRC you can even jump off the tallest building with full health and survive.

 

[The Last Stand]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5G93fjD2ygUI forgot how there's basically no fall damage in Vice City, IIRC you can even jump off the tallest building with full health and survive.

Fatal fall damage wasn't introduced until GTA: San Andreas. Tommy and Claude had strong knees.

 

[WULULULULU]

Fatal fall damage wasn't introduced until GTA: San Andreas. Tommy and Claude had strong knees.

From what I remember from the PS2, if you max out the health from doing Ambulance missions and even max out respect from one of those girlfriends that boosts your health, you can basically fall after you use your parachute and not die from landing, although you get 1hp as a result. It makes falling faster with less risk.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Crazy that plane glitch was ever discovered at all.

 

[Donald J. Trump]

ROFL, look at Ryder's bat! You had one job, Rockstar. Also, why is there the Green Sabre in the screenshot?

Source.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

I have my doubts that is Mount Chilliad, but even if it is isn't this going to make the map seem super fucking small?

It was already weird being able to see Las Venturas from Red County on the PC version.

 

[fartsnstuf]

@Donald J. Trump my word look at CJ's face; jesus christ he looks like he's living every PTSD imaginable:

 

[The Last Stand]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fqeErGMoHII
Crazy that plane glitch was ever discovered at all.

I was surprised of hearing fact #3. A White man cannot swim, but a Black man can because "that's gangster." It bugged me how Vice City takes place in a beach setting, but you cannot swim.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

I was surprised of hearing fact #3. A White man cannot swim, but a Black man can because "that's gangster." It bugged me how Vice City takes place in a beach setting, but you cannot swim.

I feel like I mentioned it before, but Rockstar used to use this excuse for everything. IIRC, they said in a magazine or online interview the reason you couldn't fly "real" planes in GTA III was something like "a criminal isn't a trained pilot" when it's very obvious they just couldn't be bothered to do it well in time. So when the Dodo controls became decent in Vice City, it wasn't "gangsta" to swim.

I get Vice City was made in like a year, maybe less, but it couldn't have been *that* difficult to implement a small swimming feature, could it? Especially since modders were able to do it.

 

[The Last Stand]

I get Vice City was made in like a year, maybe less, but it couldn't have been *that* difficult to implement a small swimming feature, could it? Especially since modders were able to do it.

Keep in mind that Vice City was intended to be an expansion pack for III. Not everything would've made the cutting board for a variety of reasons. Vice City has a lot of content in it given its original vision and short development cycle.

 

[Donald J. Trump]

Vice City also managed to shape up some concepts that III couldn't.

Funfact: inside GTA III's .exe file, there are some line of code mentioning bikes and helicopters handling.

Infact, the helicopter mod for GTA III works because it uses those cut lines. For the bikes, however, it's impossible because the code for it is mostly incomplete.

 

[The Last Stand]

WHY ARE TOMMY'S ARMS BROWN????