Grand Jury speculation thread

[A Grey Cat]

I called and got proof for you fellow Kiwis

https://www.dropbox.com/s/593p8d02rvx6xra/Chris%20Chan%20Proof.mp3?dl=0

featured content: Chris is being before a grand jury.

(assuming this isn't a clever fake)

 

[FamicomGorby]

This should be on featured content

@Null can't feature that his cashcow lolcow is going to trial! Chris will tell everyone what Null done did to him!

 

[Ass Johnson]

featured content: Chris is being before a grand jury.

(assuming this isn't a clever fake)

RIP Chris the "jokes on them I was only pretending to be a fucking pervert" defense didn't work.

 

[ScaliasGhost]

Isn't the alleged grand jury thing all because he refused plea bargain(s) to begin with? Why would he plead out now, I don't think he realizes what mess he's in and he's just too busy fighting to have his cpu/blueheart/goddess pronouns recognized

The prosecutor and defense can work out more plea deals after one is rejected. But each time a defendant balks - especially if he has already agreed to one - the deals will usually get worse and worse or the prosecutor will eventually refuse to negotiate all together. If all this is true, and Chris did in fact reject a plea deal, he wouldn't be the first defendant to get screwed by doing so.

 

[Thorgrim Grudgebearer]

This should be on featured content

Thought null didn't want anything to do with Chris anymore

Pretty please with sugar on top, featured content please?

 

[RodgerDodger]

I can't wait for the jurky to sentence him to mega jail and burn his medallion and class ring.

I'm pretty sure the property clerk at the jail would have burned the medallion first thing. he likely knows where its been. Or where he was forced to find it.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

I am astonished. I never expected it to go this way and was all set and ready for some new demented YouTube videos.

 

[Nicest Person on a Honda]

Isn't the alleged grand jury thing all because he refused plea bargain(s) to begin with? Why would he plead out now, I don't think he realizes what mess he's in and he's just too busy fighting to have his cpu/blueheart/goddess pronouns recognized

A case can get plead out at any point, it can even be plead out during a trial.
Many prosecutors will over charge to get plea deals, and a grand jury is basically just a rubber stamp.

 

[axeltrite]

Currently trying to look up conviction rates in Virginia grand juries.

 

[LargeChoonger]

I called and got proof for you fellow Kiwis

https://www.dropbox.com/s/593p8d02rvx6xra/Chris%20Chan%20Proof.mp3?dl=0

 

[Shartin' Luther]

Every phone call and letter you have in jail is recorded and can be used against you in court. Not to mention your snitch cell mate. Only discuss your mother fucking with your attorney, so attorney-client privilege applies and they can't use it against you, fellow Kiwis.

Letter writing spergs about to get doxxed by the court system.

 

[I am batman]

I called and got proof for you fellow Kiwis

https://www.dropbox.com/s/593p8d02rvx6xra/Chris%20Chan%20Proof.mp3?dl=0

Not a rickroll? Disappointed.

 

[King Kiwi]

I just called.

They said I had the wrong number.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

This should be on featured content

I think it's time for a new thread.

 

[Catloaf]

nool pls, featured content uwu

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

 

[Onion Lover]

I called and got proof for you fellow Kiwis

https://www.dropbox.com/s/593p8d02rvx6xra/Chris%20Chan%20Proof.mp3?dl=0

Thank you for taking initiative!

 

[My Name is Mud]

Chris going into actual trial is not the end. If he doesn't plea guilty (why would he at this point?) and actually gets tried, it means we will have some access to the courtroom.
Yes, he will most likely be found guilty, but at least we will get some milk out of it.

 

[WolfKiller]

I just called.

They said I had the wrong number.

You probably got the library; final digit is 4, not 7.

 

[️ronic]

Welp, see ya'll this time next year when the next thing of note happens.