Grand Jury speculation thread

[AnOminous]

But also considering that Chris is a fucking liar, they could have questioned her, got physical or other evidence, or anything really. For them to allegedly upgrade to felony this late in the game seems to imply they have something.

Or just to entertain this for a moment, they already had this. And Chris did indeed tard out in court and forced them to do it.

 

[Aegeus]

The goyim know.

Shut it down!

 

[Big Lenny]

HAHA YES CHRIS IS GOING TO PRISON

 

[Coomfucius]

Well it's over for Chris

 

[️ronic]

But there's that Albanian restaurant in Ohio that prides itself on their boiled hamburgers... Do you want to hurt the Albanians? They've been a NATO Member since 1992.

Just called again.

They said Ohio's not a real state, so it doesn't count.

 

[anti SJW]

So what are the chances the experienced defense attorney drops Chris, because He is being totally uncooperative and not doing what's in his own best interest?

Only to be replaced with some public defender, first day out of law school with no idea who Chris is?

 

[AnOminous]

I just called.

Then I hung up and killed myself for being a tard. I’m a ghost now.

That's kind of cool, though, can you phase through walls and move objects with telekinesis? Ghosts are also hot!

 

[Kirby]

Oh, well if Kengel says it...
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hopefully his defense team is able to get his magic rocks back so he can show them to the jury as evidence that he rocks

 

[FamicomGorby]

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Again, record it or fuck off till the website updates.

 

[Officer Barbrady]

I just called.

Then I hung up and killed myself for being a tard. I’m a ghost now.

Stupid idiot. Kill yourself.

 

[Tammy Sawyer]

I called, and the clerk accused me of being a Bosnian sympathizer

 

[RobotDog]

If this goes to trial people can enter? Or it will be closed?

 

[Slobs]

I just beat a dead horse.

Or at least I tried but the other posters had turned it into pulp already.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I don't care if you believe me, but I called. I asked the clerk on the update on a defendant, and she immediately said Christine Chandler. She told me it was moving to a grand jury. I doubt she would say that to throw people off, but it's true.

Reminds me of the day Chris got sent to jail for the first time and the police officer just knew what people were calling about after the third time.

Between this, Kengle, and everything else...Chris truly is turbo fucked.

 

[axeltrite]

I called, and the clerk accused me of being a Bosnian sympathizer

This is true, I was the Albanian

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I think if anyone calls the clerks and before people ask, they'll straight up tell you it's Chris. Even they want to wrap this saga up.

 

[CWCissey]

I just called.

Then I hung up and killed myself for being a tard. I’m a ghost now.

Go do some pottery.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I don't know if this hasn't been featured because Null has given up on caring about chris at all or because there's no way to definitely tell if the grand jury bit is true or shit posters looking for kicks.

 

[AnOminous]

So what are the chances the experienced defense attorney drops Chris, because He is being totally uncooperative and not doing what's in his own best interest?

Only to be replaced with some public defender, first day out of law school with no idea who Chris is?

Where's the fun in that?

I want to hear an elderly Jew trying to defend Chris while larping as Johnnie Cochran.

 

[Catloaf]

hopefully his defense team is able to get his magic rocks back so he can show them to the jury as evidence that he rocks

Not even phoenix wright can save Chris tbh