Grand Jury speculation thread

[ToroidalBoat]

I still predict another continuance.

He's probably gonna get another slap on the wrist

"The Teflon Tard"

There are no court transcripts, it's family court.

that's lame

 

[ZapThePickle]

Think we will get any information today? Or would we have to wait for updated court documents?

 

[The Dude]

Chris will be sentenced to medical castration, drawing and quartering, and whatever is left will be dropped into Mount Fuji. The ownership of Sonichu will be turned over to a coalition of leaders from all the major religions to cleanse it's blasphemy from the Earth.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

For people with a better understanding of the legal system than me, wouldn't six months in a county lock up be considered as time served at this point?

 

[Princesswhistlewhacker]

I'm thinking that's likely, but what would the aftermath be? Surely he wouldn't be allowed back at 14BC to shit himself and do nothing, right? RIGHT?!

I could be wrong about this, but didn’t some family come to help Barb out? I thought they were clearing out the house and taking Barb somewhere. Wasn’t that what that whole thing was about when Chris couldn’t get ahold of her and kept asking people to call in wellness checks?

If I’m correct, that would probably mean a Chris has no where to go…

 

[Naitsirhc Rodriguez]

I cant shake the feeling that he'll get the lightest punishment possible

Look on the bright side, if Chris is acquitted that'll mean the Homeless saga will commence!

 

[Iamthatis]

I could be wrong about this, but didn’t some family come to help Barb out? I thought they were clearing out the house and taking Barb somewhere. Wasn’t that what that whole thing was about when Chris couldn’t get ahold of her and kept asking people to call in wellness checks?

If I’m correct, that would probably mean a Chris has no where to go…

I’ve read in several places where people are saying that Barb is being helped by relatives and they have control of her finances but can’t find the source.

 

[TheFinalCountdown]

Tard mode activated.

 

[AnxietyMachine]

I mean, comedy is basically tragedy+time.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I mean, comedy is basically tragedy+time.

Username checks out, thanks GLaDOS.

 

[ZapThePickle]

I could be wrong about this, but didn’t some family come to help Barb out? I thought they were clearing out the house and taking Barb somewhere. Wasn’t that what that whole thing was about when Chris couldn’t get ahold of her and kept asking people to call in wellness checks?

If I’m correct, that would probably mean a Chris has no where to go…

Honestly, since he has been deemed mentally disabled if he doesn't go to jail or a hospital, or just gets a slap on the wrist he will probably be appointed a case worker, and be put into a tard home, where he is free to rape other tards!

But with that I highly doubt they would let him have free and open access to the internet or if they did it would be short lived and he would be assigned a gubbermimt wrangler

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Live from Virginia:

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

There are no court transcripts, it's family court.

EDIT: I should clarify. It's not a "court of record", meaning they don't transcribe every word said. Instead they just record basic facts written in the decisions, file any pertinent evidence, etc.

Also since it's family court, it cannot be audio/video recorded, so you can't get a transcript that way either.

I guess I'll have to wait for the merge. =(

 

[Gohn Joodman]

I really hope something comes of this! I’ve honestly lost interest in Chris after he got arrested. The letters are pretty lame. Haven’t even bothered on this subforum in probably months now.

 

[Don Yagon]

Live from Virginia:
Ver archivo adjunto 2948851

Fake and gay, why's there flag of California?

 

[Hexbox]

Live from Virginia:
Ver archivo adjunto 2948851

I wonder if the judge is a Gregghead?

 

[️ronic]

I guess I'll have to wait for the merge. =(

TFW you can't merge into the courtroom.

 

[Muu]

I'm feeling another continuance

 

[draggs]

This is still just the preliminary hearing, isn't it?

 

[️ronic]

Fake and gay, why's there flag of California?

Because Virginia's for VIRGINS!