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GOP Finally Admits There Are More Than 2 Genders​

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The GOP has long fetishized a bygone (and arguably imaginary) “simpler” America, where men feared God, fired guns, and came home to a warm meal cooked for them by their buxom and unvaccinated wives. So imagine my surprise when a survey sent out to Montanans by the conservative super PAC More Jobs, Less Government offered three options for someone’s gender. No, the extra option wasn’t “prefer not to answer” or “nonbinary”—Montana isn’t some hairy-legged, liberal hellhole! Survey takers got to choose between “Male,” “Female, Homemaker,” and “Female, Working Woman.”

First reported by The 19th, the super PAC sent out this poll to test messages attacking Matt Rosendale, Montana GOP Senate candidate Tim Sheehy’s anticipated primary challenger. (The 19th notes it’s unclear how many people the survey was sent to.) Sheehy is backed by more establishment pols in the party while Rosendale is—as the New York Times describes—the far-right, “anti-abortion, election-denying Republican agitator.” For what it’s worth, Sheehy is also anti-abortion but I’m gathering from the way the Montana GOP establishment is freaking out over Rosendale’s expected campaign announcement, Sheehy is anti-abortion in a more “acceptable way”? Unclear. Speaking of “unclear,” Rosendale did have a scandal in 2023 where he claims he wasn’t aware he took a photo with a bunch of neo-nazis. We’re dealing with bad dudes, but who is surprised?

Anyways, the party of “my pronouns are ‘Kiss/My/Ass’” is throwing everyone for a loop with these three gender options. One polling expert suggested to The 19th that this poll is what’s called a “push poll” that’s intended more to communicate the values and messaging of a candidate rather than gather information from respondents. In this case, the aim is to let Montanans know that while Sheehy isn’t as off-the-rails fascist as Rosendale, he still honors traditional gendered expectations of women and demonizes financial autonomy. Such an important nuance to communicate. The poll options might as well read, “Female, Good kind” or “Female, Bad kind.” Your choice!

Grace Panetta, who wrote the original article for The 19th, suggested “sheer incompetence” as another possible explanation for the bizarre options. Perhaps “the vendor [was] cutting corners to save a few bucks by clumsily combining questions on gender & marital status,” she wroteon Twitter. Seeing as how sheer incompetence and affinity for antiquated gender roles tend to make up most GOP strategies, both seem like a good guess. But what do I know? I am simply “Female, Stupid kind.”
 
I guess we won't have to wait for a headline of the Babylon Bee saying "Democrats finally admits there are only 2 genders". :story:
 
Very odd considering the site doesn't make any money. How long do you think they'll own it for before deciding it's not worth their time and kill it?
Leftist billionaires are desperate to save dying media brands like Jezebel in order to maintain the status quo and stop the raise in populism. Will all be for naught.
 
Leftist billionaires are desperate to save dying media brands like Jezebel in order to maintain the status quo and stop the raise in populism. Will all be for naught.
Especially since naming your shit "Jezebel" is basically retardedly whorish and short-sighted. But we know why They do it.

To quote the Son of Man,

20 - Notwithstanding I have a few things against thee, because thou sufferest that woman Jezebel, which calleth herself a prophetess, to teach and to seduce my servants to commit fornication, and to eat things sacrificed unto idols.

21 - And I gave her space to repent of her fornication; and she repented not.

22 - Behold, I will cast her into a bed, and them that commit adultery with her into great tribulation, except they repent of their deeds.

23 - And I will kill her children with death; and all the churches shall know that I am he which searcheth the reins and hearts: and I will give unto every one of you according to your works.
 
Very odd considering the site doesn't make any money. How long do you think they'll own it for before deciding it's not worth their time and kill it?
Well from the article:
As part of the deal, Paste said it had also acquired the political news site Splinter, which was shuttered by G/O Media in 2019, and plans to relaunch it next year during the 2024 presential election campaign.
Depending on the following Splinter it could pay for the deal and running Jezebel for some time.

They also talk about the editorial staff and it being the majority of the cost and a good editorial staff paying for itself which stinks of purge to me.

Pretty sure when Jezebel died the first time I predicted it would be brought back, staff stripped, and run as essentially a zombie site.

At a glance it looks like there are a tiny group of writers churning out even shittier content than they were before.

The big hope is probably that they will con someone into thinking the two brands and Paste in general are worthy of having several million dollars dumped in it to produce piles of garbage anti-Trump hit pieces per day.

By the way it was Oliver Darcy misspelling presidential in his article not me in the quote. At every turn CNN journoscum proves they are of the lowest quality.
 
Only men & women exist, cope and seethe you gender cultist fucks.
 
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