Google your name

[littlebiscuits]

THERE's FURRY PORN TOO WTF

NO why.

This is why I can't find a professional career. People google my name and all this freaky shit pops up.

Does your name happen to be of a weird sexual fetish or a lolcow?

....I have the same name as a popular fetish artist and apparently a type of ass herpes.

And its a cool name that a lot of fanfic-ers use for their Mary Sues.

 

[c-no]

THERE's FURRY PORN TOO WTF

NO why.

This is why I can't find a professional career. People google my name and all this freaky shit pops up.

Does your name happen to be of a weird sexual fetish or a lolcow?

....I have the same name as a popular fetish artist and apparently a type of ass herpes.

And its a cool name that a lot of fanfic-ers use for their Mary Sues.

Would this actually prompt a name change or just a desire to bleach your brain?

 

[Saney]

THERE's FURRY PORN TOO WTF

NO why.

This is why I can't find a professional career. People google my name and all this freaky shit pops up.

Does your name happen to be of a weird sexual fetish or a lolcow?

....I have the same name as a popular fetish artist and apparently a type of ass herpes.

And its a cool name that a lot of fanfic-ers use for their Mary Sues.

Wow, even your name is associated with weirdos. Congrats on that.

 

[littlebiscuits]

Brain-Bleach but when I get married I'm totes ditching my last name. I don't care what the feminists say. My name is basically Furry-Porn McAssherpes. Least I can do is chop of one of the names.

 

[Saney]

Brain-Bleach but when I get married I'm totes ditching my last name. I don't care what the feminists say. My name is basically Furry-Porn McAssherpes. Least I can do is chop of one of the names.

But what if your husband's name is also associated with weirdos?

 

[littlebiscuits]

Brain-Bleach but when I get married I'm totes ditching my last name. I don't care what the feminists say. My name is basically Furry-Porn McAssherpes. Least I can do is chop of one of the names.

But what if your husband's name is also associated with weirdos?

I've just googled my fiance's name. I think I'll be okay. Until then, all the ass herpes.

 

[Rev. Rye]

I get the Facebook page of some guy in Toronto with my name.

 

[EI 903]

Page after page about some rapper. Which is nice, because I'll really have to fuck up to show up in anyone's Google search.

 

[MysticMisty]

I share my first name with one of the Kartrashian sisters. And my last name is shared with a fifth gen Pokemon Gym Leader. But that's only images, a normal search is just some doctor and other (normal) people with my name. I don't have to worry about being dox'd anytime soon.

 

[hopietan]

My friend made a dragon on a website with my full name so that for some reason is the first result when I google my name. I can't find my facebook on the first page of google results but I used to be able to find my grandma's obituary however this time I couldn't. Then the rest of the results are people who have the same sounding last name but with a different spelling because my first name isn't always considered a name so it causes a bunch of random results.

 

[Mourning Dove]

And I found this WTF image in the Google image results under my name. (NSFW)

Spoiler

 

[caffeinated_wench]

And I found this WTF image in the Google image results under my name. (NSFW)

Spoiler

http://theperformancelaboratory.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/img_6390.jpg

The fuck.

 

[Pikonic]

Sadly, this is the weirdest image from my name (SFW)

Spoiler

I'm boring

 

[PopOfColor]

Share a name with the host of a travel show so its all about her for pages.

 

[Fishkill]

I get a village in NY.

 

[Stratochu]

FB profile directory (none are mine)
Assorted stories about a murderous bandmate who killed a rapper
Assorted Twitter, Spokeo and LinkedIn
My G+ and YouTube channel

 

[Dr. Mario]

Thank God I do have a very common name.

 

[Dilbertmann]

All I'm getting is obscure Facebook pages and a linked in.

 

[Nothin Personnel Kid]

https://www.google.com/search?hl=en...131k1j0i20i264k1j0i3k1j0i10k1.143.FA_QYPUWe9g

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I have a really old-fashioned name, let's just call me Mildred Flanagan.
Among a sea of obituaries, I found a woman with a very similar name who was a renowned malacologist. That involves the study of mollusks, which is funny to me because I'm absolutly terrified of snails.
I also share a name with an actress on IMDB whose only appearance was in a shitty looking cartoon about a kid who pretends to be a firefighter and has a sidekick described as a "hispanic fire hose"
*edit* When looking at images I just found a mugshot of a woman who got charged with kidnapping among a sea of geriatric faces. Classy.