Goodbye Volcano High - "The Future of Gaming", The Parody Game of the Beloved Snoot Game Franchise

[Twatette]

They announced earlier today that Goodbye Volcano High is going to be delayed until sometime in 2022, inb4 it gets delayed next year too.
Link to the announcement on their site: https://koop.notion.site/Goodbye-Volcano-High-Delay-Announcement-c0ece61b12684374a1065e2f8261fea6
Archive, just in case: https://archive.ph/JQWlT

Fang's character sheet:


Apparently Fang's snout was also shortened at one point.

 

[Doppelmonger]

Wait wait... So Goodbye Volcano High is now competing against ValiDate?

I wonder what excuse Dani will throw now to justify even more "struggle" for her troon game to get released.

 

[Haramburger]

A new character was revealed in the form of a Discord sticker, he's named Sage.
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They're also apparently going to do "character spotlights" within the next few months, where they'll talk a little more in-depth about every character. More about Sage will also be revealed during these spotlights.

That's no dinosaur, that's a pony from MLP with a cleft palette lip.

 

[damian]

They announced earlier today that Goodbye Volcano High is going to be delayed until sometime in 2022

this "game" will never see the light of day.

 

[Sunflower Samurai]

Best Timeline

Caveman Anon aquires the IP, gets a full team funded by an autist with too much money, becomes Katawa Shoujo 2, but with an actual budget this time

kek

 

[Muu]

They announced earlier today that Goodbye Volcano High is going to be delayed until sometime in 2022, inb4 it gets delayed next year too.
Link to the announcement on their site: https://koop.notion.site/Goodbye-Volcano-High-Delay-Announcement-c0ece61b12684374a1065e2f8261fea6
Archive, just in case: https://archive.ph/JQWlT
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Fang's character sheet:
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Apparently Fang's snout was also shortened at one point.
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Snoot made them seethe so much they actually shortened the snoot.

 

[Activelo]

From Saleem's Twitter:

Oh, a new pinned tweet on the KO_OP Twitter? What is it?

Oh.

It's literally the same trailer, but the ending text is changed.

Bonus meme:

 

[damian]

From Saleem's Twitter:
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Oh, a new pinned tweet on the KO_OP Twitter? What is it?
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Oh.
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It's literally the same trailer, but the ending text is changed.
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Bonus meme:
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So basically, they had to remake the game from scratch with a new team. What the fuck are they even doing?

I love them “turning off replies” on their official twitter, what a stunning admission that they fucked up and dont want to hear about it.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Jesus christ, not only did a fucking sped on 4chan make your game before you could and made it enjoyable, but they had the integrity to do it without firing and replacing the whole team.

 

[Dead Memes]

Rebooting the entire narrative and purging the dev team is GVH's death knell. Not even major AAA productions can cope with such a major change in plot direction, just look at the borderline nonsensical plot of Destiny 1 for an example, or more recently Cyberpunk 2077. I would be surprised if it ever sees the light of day, even more surprised if it has anything resembling a coherent plot or developed characters.

 

[Muu]

Actually grimacing at that lame no response to turning off replies, best to have said nothing.

 

[damian]

Honestly, the 41% jokes just write themselves at this point.

 

[Jack Awful]

From Saleem's Twitter:
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Oh, a new pinned tweet on the KO_OP Twitter? What is it?
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Oh.
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It's literally the same trailer, but the ending text is changed.
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Bonus meme:
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"Rebooting the narrative in the game halfway through" this game is even more of a trainwreck than I thought it would be.

 

[Disc]

What does this game have outside of narrative? It's a visual novel with a poorly chosen style of talk avatar! Is there anything here that isn't narrative?

I'm now wondering if snoot game hit too close to home and they're retooling the narrative to distance themselves from it.

 

[Dead Memes]

What does this game have outside of narrative? It's a visual novel with a poorly chosen style of talk avatar! Is there anything here that isn't narrative?

I'm now wondering if snoot game hit too close to home and they're retooling the narrative to distance themselves from it.

It's not impossible that snoot game managed to satirize GVH too well and they're going back to change things, but I consider it to be quite unlikely considering it's lack of steam distribution and it's relative obscurity. I think they're just incompetent and can't make up their minds on what they want to do.

Alternatively, they could be getting publisher or investor money and the delay is just a grift, but we have nothing even slightly indicating that.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Honestly, the 41% jokes just write themselves at this point.

Not really, that only happens almost half the time.

I'm now wondering if snoot game hit too close to home and they're retooling the narrative to distance themselves from it.

It's going to feature dinosaurs falling off of airplanes.

 

[Officer Eradicate]

There should be a poll

'Will this game actually come out?'

 

[Marissa Moira]

So basically, they had to remake the game from scratch with a new team. What the fuck are they even doing?

This is made with Canadian money, the studio closing/people leaving with golden parachutes without putting out a product is common.

 

[Alter Ego]

Rebooting a Narrative and Trusting the Process

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The devs all but say outright that they dropped their original director/writer Kate Gray and as much of her contributions as possible the moment their target audience of tumblrites threw a bitch fit when the game was announced with her involvement. Sure enough, the archive of Kate's Twitter account indicates that she has stricken mention of KO_OP from her bio sometime between June 2020 and January 2021, and there appears to be no Twitter interaction between her and KO_OP since the game's announcement.

It still amuses me greatly that she was burned at the stake for admitting to indulging in animated Harry Potty porn when I have no doubt that many of her public detractors have themselves salivated over salacious Harry/Draco fanfics and the like.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Not really, that only happens almost half the time

Slightly less. About 9% less of half of the time