Goodbye Volcano High - "The Future of Gaming", The Parody Game of the Beloved Snoot Game Franchise

[Mooger Meng]

Take your bets now, who will finish their game first. Yandere Dev? Or the GBVH devs?

Ko-op, if only because Sony will step in if they don't do it on their own time. The Golem will get its master's pound of flesh, willingly or not.

 

[Slightly Apathetic Mario]

It's been around 2 years since they revealed that game. at a "showcase" of a "next gen" system, you expect them to show off the Jesus SSD and ray tracing. But no, they show a shitty flash animation "game" that looks worse than something like Dragon's Lair from the 80s, at least those had funny death animations. Kinda just proves that this generation of consoles one of the most disappointing in terms of a leap of power.

 

[Keystone]

Some talented shitposters made a better game that has been out for a year now. Also lol at the NFT thing -- they'd be making garish pastel colored NFTs of the characters if NFTs were actually profitable.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

This shit has got to be some money laundering scheme lmfao

 

[Moja Zemlja]

Ko-op, if only because Sony will step in if they don't do it on their own time. The Golem will get its master's pound of flesh, willingly or not.

This isn't a NMS situation, I imagine they only ever showed this turd was because they desperately needed something to fill the run time and don't actually care about seeing the product come out.

 

[BlazikenLover]

I'm still baffled that of all freaking places /v/ took a liking to this disaster of a game, you think it being a combination of things they hate (furries, LGBTBBQWTFXYZ) would cause the opposite reaction and yet here we here are, one fangame that already came out and an original game by the same guy also starring dinosaurs that's in development (and also coming out before volcano high lmao).

Take your bets now, who will finish their game first. Yandere Dev? Or the GBVH devs?

Was gonna post that lmao.
I believe yandev because two lines of code a month is more than 0

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

I'm still baffled that of all freaking places /v/ took a liking to this disaster of a game, you think it being a combination of things they hate (furries, LGBTBBQWTFXYZ) would cause the opposite reaction and yet here we here are, one fangame that already came out and an original game by the same guy also starring dinosaurs that's in development (and also coming out before volcano high lmao).


Was gonna post that lmao.
I believe yandev because two lines of code a month is more than 0

Never underestimate the scalies

 

[Phimosis Jonisis]

How did this game get such a long thread and it still hasn't come out

 

[Moja Zemlja]

How did this game get such a long thread and it still hasn't come out

Because there was a fan game that released that simply did it better than GVH will ever be able to, without Snoot Game I imagine this thread wouldn't have gone anyway.

 

[Mooger Meng]

This isn't a NMS situation, I imagine they only ever showed this turd was because they desperately needed something to fill the run time and don't actually care about seeing the product come out.

Not to mention, the NMS team clearly has passion for their product, as it's still getting updates years down the line. I don't see that happening with GVH.

 

[damian]

How did this game get such a long thread and it still hasn't come out

TLDR so far- Outside of the usual production hell issues, the creators have squandered any momentum/hype they may have had and keep crippling themselves while virtue signalling on twitter.

Supposedly, when the head writer got canceled by twitter, they decided it was a good business desicion to scrap all the work that was done and start from scratch while keeping the designs and concepts.

After like a year of nothing since the announcement at the PS5 reveal, 4chan decided to make a parody game and it was somewhat popular and well received. The creators of GVH got mad and started pissing themselves in frustration, they started purging their safe spaces (mainly discord) and not allowing people that they dont follow to reply to curb trolling. That eventually died down and the thread went inactive for a while.

Then we're here, almost at the 2 year anniversary and they're still hiring people to make the game that should've been released in 2021.

Edit: There was also a slapfight between 4chan powermods and /v. Basically Snoot Game thread kept getting purged by a powermod that was assmad that his beloved Smash threads weren't getting the attention he thought they deserved.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Supposedly, when the head writer got canceled by twitter, they decided it was a good business desicion to scrap all the work that was done and start from scratch while keeping the designs and concepts.

I bet I know EXACTLY what's been going on since they did that

 

[Coolio55]

I'm still baffled that of all freaking places /v/ took a liking to this disaster of a game, you think it being a combination of things they hate (furries, LGBTBBQWTFXYZ) would cause the opposite reaction and yet here we here are, one fangame that already came out and an original game by the same guy also starring dinosaurs that's in development (and also coming out before volcano high lmao).


Was gonna post that lmao.
I believe yandev because two lines of code a month is more than 0

Never underestimate the scalies

Autism + 2D blue balls is a powerful mixture. Not sure why there was such a thirst over Fang considering Deltarune released 2 years earlier and had a dinosaur girl with an actual personality but w/e, embarrassing a "professional" games studio this thoroughly is a serious accomplishment and my hat goes off to them.

There was also a slapfight between 4chan powermods and /v. Basically Snoot Game thread kept getting purged by a powermod that was assmad that his beloved Smash threads weren't getting the attention he thought they deserved.

If only Snoot Game had epic RPG battles so you could personally get revenge on the Jannies. Missed opportunity.

 

[The tired cat]

I dunno whether to be impressed or surprised that these guys had 2 years and have nothing to show for it, not even a simple short demo.

Autism + 2D blue balls is a powerful mixture. Not sure why there was such a thirst over Fang considering Deltarune released 2 years earlier and had a dinosaur girl with an actual personality but w/e, embarrassing a "professional" games studio this thoroughly is nothing to sneeze at.

My guess would be that Fang is like a goth-rocker-bad girl type, which let's be honest is something one can fall for.

 

[damian]

I dunno whether to be impressed or surprised that these guys had 2 years and have nothing to show for it, not even a simple short demo.

My guess would be that Fang is like a goth-rocker-bad girl type, which let's be honest is something one can fall for.

2 years since announcement + 2 years before announcement:

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

2 years since announcement + 2 years before announcement:
Ver archivo adjunto 3255166

Katawa Shoujo took 4 years to make, and was done by autists from 4chan

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Katawa Shoujo took 4 years to make, and was done by autists from 4chan

I don't think you can really compare a little indie title with something that was shown at an official Sony event where they also revealed the PS5.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

I don't think you can really compare a little indie title with something that was shown at an official Sony event where they also revealed the PS5.

I can and I will.

 

[Soycast Guy]

2 years since announcement + 2 years before announcement:
Ver archivo adjunto 3255166

Love how she had to mention that it’s not just gay, it’s VERY GAY.

 

[Valstrax]

You exaggerate and make gay representation your game's focal point, people are gonna hate it. You put it on the sidelines and make actually likable characters who so happen to be gay, people are gonna enjoy it. It's obviously the gamers who are wrong!