Goodbye Volcano High - "The Future of Gaming", The Parody Game of the Beloved Snoot Game Franchise

[Borax Bozo]

Supposedly the feathers means she's evolving into her one true self.

Evolution is a transgender puberty analogy but it's only happening to her because OC Donut Steel.

Oh god, a "transitional specimen".

 

[Marissa Moira]

Oh god, a "transitional specimen".

Pterosaurs had pycnofibers which were not feathers but looked like tiny hairs or spikes.

Also pterodactyl looking pterosaurs (i.e. what fang is) didn't exist in the late cretaceous and had already died out.

 

[Edgeworth]

Pterosaurs had pycnofibers which were not feathers but looked like tiny hairs or spikes.

Also pterodactyl looking pterosaurs (i.e. what fang is) didn't exist in the late cretaceous and had already died out.

Yeah because they totally did a bunch of research into what each species was like and didn't just skim a list and go "hey this one looks like something I can turn into a hot furry".

Jurassic Park got away with mixing up dinosaurs from different periods, so that means it MUST work for them too, right?

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Yeah because they totally did a bunch of research into what each species was like and didn't just skim a list and go "hey this one looks like something I can turn into a hot furry".

"How about a dolphin thing with wings? People have had sex with dolphins. Slap some (tasteful) boobs on it and people know what's up."

 

[Cantercoin]

I'm honestly excited for this game because I eagerly await the cringy scenes to come out

 

[Marissa Moira]

People have had sex with dolphins.

Oh you have no idea how deep that shit goes.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

I'm honestly excited for this game because I eagerly await the cringy scenes to come out

That will be the whole fucking thing.

 

[Aquinas]

I would fuck literally all these false dragons, especially the school shooter

 

[Muttnik]

Please tell me this turkey releases soon. I need a good belly-laugh.

 

[SiccDicc]

Please tell me this turkey releases soon. I need a good belly-laugh.

I like this phrase because the characters probably evolved into turkeys.

 

[Aquinas]

YOU ARE ALL FUCKING COWARDS

 

[Kuchipatchi]

So it's not out yet? I thought it was a launch title.

 

[Sí.]

They've only said it would come out sometime this year, they didn't even announce which month it would be.

 

[Judge Dredd]

I'm half expecting it to never be released, for it to become vaporware like High Guardian Spice.

 

[Marissa Moira]

The Holiday list for 2021 is out for PS5, God of War Ragnarok is on there but this game is nowhere to be seen.

 

[Cable 7]

It'll quietly drop on PC in 2022 and eventually shit itself onto consoles even later. That's my guess.

 

[Marissa Moira]

You know what I hope this game has, unskippable monologue narration by the author where everything in the game is an allegory for their life or some symbolic bullshit that nobody cares about.

Because oh man there's like 19 gorillion indie games that have this, bonus points if they bring up Capitalism or Rape. And meanwhile you're just trying to find the next item to collect and their constant bitching distracts you from your task at hand.

 

[WhoCaresAboutUsernames]

guys i don't think this game's gonna come out

 

[L50LasPak]

Yeah I'm pretty sure Twitter canceled this game.

 

[damian]

guys i don't think this game's gonna come out

Yeah I'm pretty sure Twitter canceled this game.

Supposedly the game is delayed because the studio needed last minute background artists/designers.