Golbats for Equality - SJW Pokemon "Memes"

[Organic Fapcup]

No wonder the blog doesn't have a Crobat character. Nobody in their right mind would want to be their friends.

it's a bad pokemon joke

 

[Keerakh]

Crobats are awesome though...

That's because they've matured.

 

[Funnybone]

The next time I play Pokemon and I'm in one of those generic Zubat infested caves I'm going to imagine every single one is screaming SJW bullshit and my repel is a massive fedora.

 

[Rascal Hawk]

I'm generally, I believe, a little less annoyed than a lot of kiwis by Tumblrisms and such -- if only because it's a little interesting to me from a development of language/local dialect standpoint -- but I will never forgive the bullshit that is 'neuroqueer'

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Patriarchy Pigeot says...

 

[Splendid]

anti-capitalist golbats

Anti-capitalist golbats Copyright Nintendo 1997-2015

 

[Sniper Monkey]

It's a mix of things everyone hates: old memes, Zubats/Golbats and tumblr-brand social justice. There is not a single redeeming thing about them is there?

 

[Pimpkin Pumpkin]

As a Pokemon fan, a lesbian and a mentally ill person, these blogs make me want to sell all my belongings, marry a dude and pretend to be completely sane.

Seriously, these kids need to try going outside one day.

 

[Ruin]

As a Pokemon fan, a lesbian and a mentally ill person, these blogs make me want to sell all my belongings, marry a dude and pretend to be completely sane.

Seriously, these kids need to try going outside one day.

Amen sister. This is why I stopped hanging around with other transpeople. It's too hard to find people who aren't enamored with Tumblrshit.

 

[nonnewtonian]

I find it funny that a blog/meme that's supposed to be against stereotypes and jokes about sexualities uses a cold, frigid Pokemon to represent asexuals.

And who uses "omnisexual" anymore? Didn't that term die out in the late 2000's?

 

[Kaz]

Say no to vaccines. My child has a RIGHT to be violently ill.

 

[Meowthkip]

I find it funny that a blog/meme that's supposed to be against stereotypes and jokes about sexualities uses a cold, frigid Pokemon to represent asexuals.

It's almost like the only thing they care about is being a bunch of self-righteous pricks.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

I find it funny that a blog/meme that's supposed to be against stereotypes and jokes about sexualities uses a cold, frigid Pokemon to represent asexuals.

And who uses "omnisexual" anymore? Didn't that term die out in the late 2000's?

What even is omnisexual? All sexualities at all times in all dimensions?

 

[Stress Sigh]

It's perfect how didn't we see it before the zubat line are perfect SJWs they screech, confuse, leech off you, poison your mind, no one likes them, they rarely leave their caves, half are blind and other got big mouths, and when/if they grow up they'll hardly look like they used to.

 

[Rascal Hawk]

What even is omnisexual? All sexualities at all times in all dimensions?

"Brown Bear, Brown Bear, what will you screw?"
"ALL"

 

[Meowthkip]

What even is omnisexual? All sexualities at all times in all dimensions?

One of the writers on Deadpool described the character as "omnisexual" on Twitter, which considering the dude has banged a demon and Death herself, is actually kind of appropriate.

You're not omnisexual unless you've fucked at least one skeleton.

 

[pussydoodles]

I literally didn't understand a single thing in the op and that's ableism against me.

these are the same kinds of people that spit ridiculous demands and identity-related jargon for miiiiiiles, then in the next breath go "hey if one of your friends uses terms you don't understand that is ableist and shitlordist and call them the fuck out uwu"

 

[MayMay]

Say no to vaccines. My child has a RIGHT to be violently ill.

Wait... is this an actual thing?

I'm just saying since it looks like a statement against anti-vaxxing and that just makes too much sense.

If it is and they're using Nidoqueen for a mouthpiece: not you too!
At least I still have two characters that'll probably never get appropriated as SJW mouthpieces...

 

[José Mourinho]

http://golbatsforequality.tumblr.com/post/123845276427/equality-golbat-the-official-american-flag-is
https://archive.is/USDdY

TIL The American Flag is as racist as the Confederate Flag

Equality Golbat: “The official American flag is just as racist as the confederate flag.”

Some flags are abstract patterns of color (Russia, Germany, France…) Some flags feature cultural symbols. For example, the Israeli flag features the Star of David because Israel was founded on the basis of the congregation of Jews.

The design of the flag of the United States features thirteen stripes symbolizing the original thirteen colonies of New England, and fifty stars symbolizing the fifty states. Those territories were stolen from the native Americans (and the Hawaiians to a lesser extent), a fact which our history books relentlessly romanticize. We have normalized an icon whose every component is a tribute to genocidal conquest.

–Nidoqueen

Spoiler: Off Topic Shit

No wonder the blog doesn't have a Crobat character. Nobody in their right mind would want to be their friends.

it's a bad pokemon joke

Funnily enough during my Black 2 run I named my Crobat as SJW because I actually knew about this blog before this thread existed. He's one of my favorite Flying-types.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

If Native Americans were also white we still would have stolen their land, but the justification would have been different.