God's a woman, sorry

[PipTheAlchemist]

God must have some spectacular, intergalactic-level tits

They're probably C-Cups at best

 

[EyeGuy]

So basically Catholicism?

 

[draggs]

I see OP has read Jurassic Park the novel as well

God transcends everything, get over it

 

[Mrs Paul]

In all honestly, I don't think God can have a gender. God's beyond all that kind of shit. (And no, I'm not talking in a "gender identity" type of thing)

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

It would explain why God can be such a vindictive cunt. It would also explain why God demands faith and loyalty with only a vague future as a reward.

 

[Unnecessary Surgery Land]

good to know

now when it rains i can be aroused rather than disgusted