GO OUTSIDE - UNLESS YOU'RE AVOIDING DANGER

[Super Guido]

That's perfect fishing weather for people who aren't bitches.

I'm an even bigger bitch because I don't typically eat fish, and I suck at fishing.

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

No, summer sucks and it's hot all the time.
(I live somewhere that gets really really hot and muggy and gross and doesn't even have good beaches or fun shit to do. People here go water skiing and wakeboarding, or yachting if they're rich. The Raped)

Sometimes, I wonder what being a WWII vet who lived in coastal America was like. Just day-drinking on these huge beaches without niggers and cops and shithead teenagers around.
Must've been amazing, especially in California and Hawaii. Fuck me for missing that.

 

[General Patton]

Nigga it was 90 degrees and 70% humidity this morning and I still did my morning run. Get off your lazy ass.

I do go out, though. Even in this shit weather. I have to put on tons of sun block for my pale ass.

I was just using an excuse to shit on this weather, lol.

Come back to me when you get 115 weather plus winds, though.

 

[Point and Laugh]

I was working on a new walkway in front of my house. The weather is perfect and I saw my first summer fireflies this week! One of the best things about summer is watching fireflies in the backyard.

 

[General Patton]

Ever get that feeling when you open your door and instantly feel like you're in an oven?

That's the next four months.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

LISTEN UP FAGGOT
IF YOURE POSTING HERE YOURE EITHER
1) AT A COMPUTER, hence NOT OUTSIDE

2) PHONEPOSTING

DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO