💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

[AN/ALR56]

I'll be honest I suspected she would be a die hard Mac user.

Maybe all the money went to the movie?
if she uses that shitty pc to edit her videos,that should partially explain the low quality.

 

[Long Sun]

The poster looks like some cheesie 70s fantasy movie

 

[bradsternum]

Maybe all the money went to the movie?
if she uses that shitty pc to edit her videos,that should partially explain the low quality.

She's using Avid to edit, by the look of that pic. It's not a cheap piece of software.

 

[OR 345]

I looked that up, if I got it right that's a $50+/mo subscription. Think she's taking her sweet time? I mean, she's also got to manipulate all those premade 3D assets as well.
(I suspect they've got some underpaid guy doing a bit of the work, but who knows.)

 

[bradsternum]

I looked that up, if I got it right that's a $50+/mo subscription. Think she's taking her sweet time? I mean, she's also got to manipulate all those premade 3D assets as well.
(I suspect they've got some underpaid guy doing a bit of the work, but who knows.)

What, for Avid? The subscription might be that price, but the software itself is much more expensive than that. The standard license for Avid is 1200$, the full suite is 5000$. Unless she bought the student edition for 300$.

 

[MysticMisty]

So basically she bought the most expensive piece of film editing software she could get her hands on, but couldn't afford a top of the line PC to go with it afterwards. Yeah, that sounds dead on for Gloria.

 

[XH 502]

She's using Avid to edit, by the look of that pic. It's not a cheap piece of software.

At first glance I'd say it was Adobe Premiere. Unless both programs have a similar layout.

 

[Surtur]

At first glance I'd say it was Adobe Premiere. Unless both programs have a similar layout.

That's what I thought too. I get the full Creative Cloud suite for 20/mo and it includes Premiere Pro.

 

[OR 345]

Fuck I'm an idiot, I was looking at https://shop.avid.com/ccrz__ProductDetails?viewState=DetailView&cartID=&sku=#DYNA12345&&store=shop and assumed it worked like CC.

Though I suppose it makes more sense for her to use CC. Or pay some desperate freelancer who already has the programs.

 

[bradsternum]

Wait, you're right, that's probably Premier.

To her credit, I assumed she'd be editing off of iMovie or FCPX .

 

[Kataomoi00]

If only the movie could somehow be streamed on here for some type of bad movie night...

 

[Long Sun]

When you make it so I can take the "Ballard of Bilbo Baggins" seriously (note I do think Nemoy met it to be funny)

 

[limecouch]

goddamn she's photogenic

But more importantly, did she just google a picture of herself to have in the background?

More importantly, did she use internet explorer to do it?

 

[Blueberry]

More importantly, did she use internet explorer to do it?

More importantly, did she not re subscribe to McAfee beforehand?!

 

[XH 502]

If only the movie could somehow be streamed on here for some type of bad movie night...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7dC7KqZ3Zm4

Is it too much for me to dream that Mike Nelson will stumble across this in his internet travels and it gets the official RiffTrax treatment?

I've seen high school plays with better production values than this film, and that dialogue! I can't blame the actors entirely for that one as it's pretty much a copy/paste of the dialogue from the books.

 

[Mrs Paul]

If only the movie could somehow be streamed on here for some type of bad movie night...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7dC7KqZ3Zm4

Funny someone mentioned MST3K -- those three white-faced people remind me of Brain Guy/Observer.


Wait -- the villain's name is Napoleon? What next, a witch named Marie Antoinette?

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

"The umpire of the unnerwohrl has declare wohr against the land of Maradonia."

 

[that1guy]

Funny someone mentioned MST3K -- those three white-faced people remind me of Brain Guy/Observer.


Wait -- the villain's name is Napoleon? What next, a witch named Marie Antoinette?

I think it's supposed to be Apollyon, which would make it a Biblical or pseudo-Biblical reference (if that's what she intended).
But OH MY GOD THIS ACTING. This is what lovers of bad art like me live for. This has the chance to be the next After Last Season.

When did Solid Snake enter the picture?

 

[Slowboat to China]

I wonder how Gloria will react when her masterpiece is inevitably pirated. Will we get a proper lolcow meltdown from her at long last, or will she get Daddy DMCA back on the case?

 

[MysticMisty]

Wait -- the villain's name is Napoleon? What next, a witch named Marie Antoinette?

I think it's supposed to be Apollyon, which would make it a Biblical or pseudo-Biblical reference (if that's what she intended).

It is indeed Apollyon. Leader of Apollyon's Club of Evil.