Gloria Tesch used to be the kind of cow that would get into Autistic slapfights at the drop of a hat. That shit never gets old and can provide us content for ages. Unwarranted self-importance kind of does that. Shit like her "book signing tours" were fucking comic gold. She was everything you could want in a Lolcow: effortless to milk, a genuinely deserving target due to her aggressive nature, and completely untalented. So what went wrong?
The caliber of lolcow we cover kind of left her behind. She's still every bit the Autist (and terrible writer) she used to be, but she doesn't allow herself to be open to the same kind of incidents that made her so eminently mockable. At the same time, we've had the rise of Social Justice cows, who are not only infinitely easier to mock but far bigger fuck-ups when they try to write. Gloria at her absolute funniest is but a paper tiger before the failures of Chuck Wendig or Benjanun Sriduangkaew. Gloria wrote a shitty book series and got high on self-importance, but she wasn't directly involved with cratering a multi-billion dollar franchise or getting George RR Martin to tell her, specifically, to fuck right off.