💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

[DavidFerrie]

I actually find Pixiteri cuter than Gloria. Which may be not saying much, but come on, Pixi has at least more than two facial expressions.

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I know we love the "Sex-is-Pixyteri-and-I-would-not-have-fat-with-her" jokes, but I suspect that a down-home, fun-loving woman like PT would be a hell of a lot hotter in the sack than a spoiled, narcissistic wannabe-model like Gloria. If she just dropped the weeaboo nonsense, lost a few pounds, and washed herself properly, she'd be more than acceptable to most men her age. (But that's a big "If", I know....)

 

[nad7155]

She gives off the "special snowflake", self entitled bitch vibe.

Plus she has a semi horse face.

 

[captkrisma]

I know we love the "Sex-is-Pixyteri-and-I-would-not-have-fat-with-her" jokes, but I suspect that a down-home, fun-loving woman like PT would be a hell of a lot hotter in the sack than a spoiled, narcissistic wannabe-model like Gloria. If she just dropped the weeaboo nonsense, lost a few pounds, and washed herself properly, she'd be more than acceptable to most men her age. (But that's a big "If", I know....)

Yeah...I get the whole "Dead Fish" vibe from Tesch.

 

[hm yeah]

i'd like gloria more if she were wackier. she's fairly wacky, but she needs to step up her game if she truly wants to go down in history as one of the great lolcows.

 

[Heretics on Holiday]

She needs to start writing again!

 

[EI 903]

She needs to start writing again!

#We #could #be #in #luck.

 

[Kabobs]

I still need to continue reading the sporkings of her Maradonia books, seriously some entertaining stuff

 

[MysticMisty]

#We #could #be #in #luck.

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But is she actually writing Maradonia or does she have a new "idea" in mind?

 

[bradsternum]

Oh my god you are not a novelist.

 

[Loke]

I still need to continue reading the sporkings of her Maradonia books, seriously some entertaining stuff

Bad lierature, I feel, is more of an investment than a bad movie. One can enjoy a terrible movie, and even if it gets boring due to its incompetence, it's still over in two hours. An awful book on the other hand is too much work. I tried to read Left Behind in order to post entertaining bits on my blog, but couldn't even break 100 pages.

 

[Roosechu]

Morondonia
My sides.

 

[Henry Bemis]

But is she actually writing Maradonia or does she have a new "idea" in mind?

It oughta be Maradonia. She's been putting off the finale for a good while (despite advertising it as released), and I simply can't wait to find out how it ends.

 

[EI 903]

It oughta be Maradonia. She's been putting off the finale for a good while (despite advertising it as released), and I simply can't wait to find out how it ends.

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Her characters are brave and perfect and everything turns out happily ever after and everyone loves them

 

[Henry Bemis]

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Her characters are brave and perfect and everything turns out happily ever after and everyone loves them

Well, yeah, but the suspense lies in how they'll arrive at that conclusion.

 

[Damocles_Sword]

she's gonna finish maradonia? will it be the typical 140 pages or will she go into TLDR 1000+ page territory?

 

[Heretics on Holiday]

It'll be the former, but it'll feel like the latter.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

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Her characters are brave and perfect and everything turns out happily ever after and everyone loves them

Hey, you stole my idea!

 

[EI 903]

Hey, you stole my idea!

Original Idea- DO NOT STEAL

 

[Henry Bemis]

Original Idea- DO NOT STEAL

Could the Teschs ever hypothetically sue for copyright infringement, despite the fact that their books aren't legitimately published?

 

[bradsternum]

she's gonna finish maradonia? will it be the typical 140 pages or will she go into TLDR 1000+ page territory?

Well, none of the other books are actually 800-1000 pages. They're just formatted poorly. I'd guess they're all 40,000 words, tops.