💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

[CWCissey]

Can someone please tell me what is the Enchanted Lake all about in the Maradonia series?

It's where the toxic waste and unsold copies of Maradonia (there are A LOT) end up.

 

[Surtur]

Because all professional authors pose in swim wear on their official Facebook page.

 

[telegramsamo]

Because all professional authors pose in swim wear on their official Facebook page.

Well...yeah. How am I supposed to enjoy their work if I don't know what they look like half-naked?

 

[WWWWolf]

Can someone please tell me what is the Enchanted Lake all about in the Maradonia series?

As she says, it's not a Maradonia book. (Which is actually a bit annoying because she's been promising new Maradonia books for a while now and claims that the last books are out when they actually aren't.)

That said, I hope it's not like the lake of blood in Maradonia. The baddies don't know where it is, except they know exactly where all the landmarks are. And which makes people who swim in it Very Special and pretty much invincible. Hope Gloria realises that making good magic lakes is actually pretty hard.

 

[Cwckifan]

Is she really going to start another series?

http://i.imgur.com/FPMmGVZ.png

Oh fuck no.

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/ ... 04-340.jpg

Maybe she should finish her first one first?

 

[littlebiscuits]

Is she really going to start another series?

http://i.imgur.com/FPMmGVZ.png

Oh fuck no.

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/ ... 04-340.jpg

Maybe she should finish her first one first?

 

[Hakurei]

 

[Satoru182]

Her facebook is full of glamour pictures of her, it looks more like the facebook of a model than the one of writer. Maradonia sucks, she has no talent and shitty personality maybe she should do porn I think she could get far more famous that way.

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

Her facebook is full of glamour pictures of her, it looks more like the facebook of a model than the one of writer. Maradonia sucks, she has no talent and shitty personality maybe she should do porn I think she could get far more famous that way.

She'd probably be much more appreciated, too.

 

[Pikimon]

The book is just going to be pictures of her posing half naked.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

I don't think Gloria Tesch is very sexy. Her body may have an aesthetically pleasing silhouette, but her face is just so darn dumb and unsympathetic. She's absolutely not someone I would date or have sex with.

 

[Pikimon]

She has Sarah Jessica Parker's face. Srsly.

 

[MysticMisty]

I don't think Gloria Tesch is very sexy. Her body may have an aesthetically pleasing silhouette, but her face is just so darn dumb and unsympathetic. She's absolutely not someone I would date or have sex with.

Even if she had a perfect body and face she wouldn't be someone you'd want to hang around with. She comes across as one of those really stupid people who think they're total geniuses, so you'd have to deal with her being convinced that she's basically smarter than everyone in the entire world (and especially you). Plus you'd have her holier than thou attitude, and I imagine she'd never shut up about her being a "published" "author".

 

[telegramsamo]

Her voice is what bothers me the most. Either that, or her never closing her mouth all the way.

 

[WWWWolf]

The book is just going to be pictures of her posing half naked.

Book: As promised, a novel about an enchanted lake. Nothing special.

Movie: All film critics agree that what makes this lake particularly magical is 90 minutes of Tesch in swimsuit.

 

[CWCissey]

Movie: All film critics agree that what makes this lake particularly magical is 90 minutes of Tesch in swimsuit.

Does she have a paper bag over her head then?

 

[Henry Bemis]

Her voice is what bothers me the most. Either that, or her never closing her mouth all the way.

It's equal parts vapid and devoid of passion.

 

[telegramsamo]

Have you seen her most recent Facebook photo? Totally something an author should be posting on their work page.

Spoiler

NSFW

 

[Hakurei]

Have you seen her most recent Facebook photo? Totally something an author should be posting on their work page.

Totally professional. Totally.

 

[c-no]

Movie: All film critics agree that what makes this lake particularly magical is 90 minutes of Tesch in swimsuit.

Does she have a paper bag over her head then?

Without the bag, it could count as a horror film or something.