💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

[bradsternum]

http://www.amazon.com/Maradonia-Seven-B ... 0615214797

You can peak and side and know the wonders of Maradonia.

 

[Surtur]

So yea, for a reason I may never know I bought a used copy. It was cheap, so I will slog through what I can and give you guys a heads up.

 

[Judge Holden]

^ In which case I must insist you take a daily prescription of overproof rum to protect your sanity

 

[Surtur]

^ In which case I must insist you take a daily prescription of overproof rum to protect your sanity

I think much alcohol will be involved.

 

[Judge Holden]

^ Personally I reccomend Buffalo trace bourbon, a single bottle and a bag of ice got me through my roomate's gf's twilight marathon a few nights ago (why I even agreed to watch it with him I still dont know) with minimal agony and nausea, but that may be because I latched onto michael sheen's performance to anchor my sanity

For maradonia, I would suggest making a few quarts worth of manhattans and letting the alcohol permeate your very soul before you open the cover.

 

[Surtur]

I figured I would set up an IV with some moonshine.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Anyway, here's a funny quote.

Q: What made you want to write a full-length novel at such a young age?
A: Well, anything can suggest a story to me. If I hear just one sentence, that would be all I need to create a whole story.]

Being fair to her (for once), this is kind of how a lot of stuff gets created (it's a large part of how I create, at least).

 

[random_pickle]

Anyway, here's a funny quote.

Q: What made you want to write a full-length novel at such a young age?
A: Well, anything can suggest a story to me. If I hear just one sentence, that would be all I need to create a whole story.]

Being fair to her (for once), this is kind of how a lot of stuff gets created (it's a large part of how I create, at least).

Agreed, I thought everyone did that

 

[Superjad]

Anyway, here's a funny quote.

Q: What made you want to write a full-length novel at such a young age?
A: Well, anything can suggest a story to me. If I hear just one sentence, that would be all I need to create a whole story.]

Being fair to her (for once), this is kind of how a lot of stuff gets created (it's a large part of how I create, at least).

Agreed, I thought everyone did that

I think that's what he found funny. She uses something so incredibly common as a sign of her special snowflakeness.

 

[OR 345]

So yea, for a reason I may never know I bought a used copy. It was cheap, so I will slog through what I can and give you guys a heads up.

Yeah. My friend got a used copy for I think $3. She's been reading to a group over Skype and writing notes in her copy. Good luck.

 

[Surtur]

So yea, for a reason I may never know I bought a used copy. It was cheap, so I will slog through what I can and give you guys a heads up.

Yeah. My friend got a used copy for I think $3. She's been reading to a group over Skype and writing notes in her copy. Good luck.

Im actually dreading this...

 

[Dark Mirror Hole]

Here's someone's chapter by chapter commentary with a few of the book's lines included. I really want to download the book but it looks like no one's willing to upload it or it's been taken down by Tesch's legal team.

http://conjugalfelicity.wikispaces.com/maradonia1

 

[Saney]

Here's someone's chapter by chapter commentary with a few of the book's lines included. I really want to download the book but it looks like no one's willing to upload it or it's been taken down by Tesch's legal team.

http://conjugalfelicity.wikispaces.com/maradonia1

Oooh, conjugalfelicity, good choice. Her Maradonia sporking's are brilliant.

 

[Surtur]

Well, the book arrived today. I was actually dreading this.

Ill say a few things. The actual build quality of the book is pretty good, the paper quality is solid and is nice and weighty. Liberty Books Press seems to do a decent job of making a book look presentable, even if the content is crap. I got a book mark with it announcing Miss Tesch as the Worlds Youngest AUthor and a master story teller. I lol'd hard. I actually jumped to a random page and the first thing I read was a run on sentance that went on for a paragraph. Gods...... Oh and it seems I have a collectors item......

OMG ITS SIGNED MY GLORIA TESCH! No wonder they would not let this piece go for no less than the collectors price of 5 Amereh Dollahs! This is getting framed.

 

[Judge Holden]

I honestly think you should treasure this find, since its a real true piece of lolcow history akin to a sonichu issue signed by Chris himself.

 

[Dollars2010]

Oh man, that's just awesome. A true and honest collector's item!

 

[OR 345]

That is positively hideous.

 

[MysticMisty]

"Today a Reader, Tomarrow a Leader", from the author who brought us "the diarrhea of words". Goddamn that's inspiring. Let's all go out and become leaders instead of minimum wage employees.

 

[Surtur]

What I.like is that she misspelled "tomorrow."

 

[bradsternum]

Homeschooled.