💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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Amazingly she still thinks that that awful "Convertible" video is something worth sharing, presumably unironically.

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Peace and Harmony dijo:
Amazingly she still thinks that that awful "Convertible" video is something worth sharing, presumably unironically.
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In addition to sharing the "Convertible" video (which, BTW, has garnered a whopping 61,000 hits on YT; probably mostly from us Kiwis and paid subscribers), I think it's about her continuing to promote her "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" image.

I just love how Glo-Glo strategically crops the photo (even cropping out the logo on the wheels) so there's no definitive proof it's a Mitsubishi. Don't get me wrong -- the Mitsubishi Eclipse isn't a bad car; for its price, it's actually rather a nice car. The Eclipse does have some nice lines and, from the limited view she's given us, Glo-Glo could conceivably claim it's a Porsche or a Corvette (or some other much higher-end car) to someone who doesn't know any better.
 
Muscle Bra dijo:
In addition to sharing the "Convertible" video (which, BTW, has garnered a whopping 61,000 hits on YT; probably mostly from us Kiwis and paid subscribers), I think it's about her continuing to promote her "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" image.

I just love how Glo-Glo strategically crops the photo (even cropping out the logo on the wheels) so there's no definitive proof it's a Mitsubishi. Don't get me wrong -- the Mitsubishi Eclipse isn't a bad car; for its price, it's actually rather a nice car. The Eclipse does have some nice lines and, from the limited view she's given us, Glo-Glo could conceivably claim it's a Porsche or a Corvette (or some other much higher-end car) to someone who doesn't know any better.
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'90s Eclipse master race

Honestly if she wanted something sporty and prestigious-looking more inside her miniscule budget, an older Eclipse or a 3000GT gets pretty inexpensive.
 
I'm kind of disappointed they settled for some random church, I expected them to go for a tiny screen in a shitty movie theatre, but I guess grifting isn't raking in the money so much these days.

I really hope there's a kiwi with decent phone video in the area because this is pretty much the only movie I'm hyped to see this year.

PS: It's a strip mall church, which in my experience are the most hilarious churches.
 
Huh, they advertise a meeting with papa Tesch, but there's no mention of Gloria? Is she missing an opportunity for an appearance as ~the world's youngest writer~/producer/actress/superstar? That's weird.

Also, I SO want to see this movie.
 
I saw one of those list type articles the other day about "Literary Masterpieces So Bad They're Amazing" or something. Maradonia was No. 6.
 
Phil Ken Sebben dijo:
The only thing I'm worried about though is when the unintentional laughter starts, will this later turn into the Tesch version of "The Day the Clown Cried" and Herr Tesch will vow to never again let it see the light of day?
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Unless I'm way off base here, I'm guessing this is going to be a *very* friendly showing of the movie. The vast majority of the audience is going to be cast, crew, friends and family of cast and crew, Glo-Glo's assorted ass patters, and members of whatever church Daddy Tesch has allied himself with. You know -- the sorts of people who want the movie to be good and who are going to tell Glo-Glo and Gunter what an amazing masterpiece they've created.

It's not until they try to do a screening for the general public that they're going to hear the unintentional laughter and, even then, Glo-Glo's inner circle will probably still be praising her brilliance and literary achievement.
 
Muscle Bra dijo:
Unless I'm way off base here, I'm guessing this is going to be a *very* friendly showing of the movie. The vast majority of the audience is going to be cast, crew, friends and family of cast and crew, Glo-Glo's assorted ass patters, and members of whatever church Daddy Tesch has allied himself with. You know -- the sorts of people who want the movie to be good and who are going to tell Glo-Glo and Gunter what an amazing masterpiece they've created.

It's not until they try to do a screening for the general public that they're going to hear the unintentional laughter and, even then, Glo-Glo's inner circle will probably still be praising her brilliance and literary achievement.
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Will the Tesches become The Cherry Sisters of the 21st Century?
 
I can't be the only one who thinks of Diego Maradona, the most famous South American douchebag football player, every time I hear "Maradonia". Gloria should get the rights to use this song for the soundtrack:


I'm kinda new to all this Gloria Tesch thing, so excuse me if somebody already pointed out this (cue to Late ratings):
 
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