💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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Not to buy into the hype or anything, but Glo Worm hasn't been showing her stomach in her more recent photo ops.
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You know, this is actually a decent photo of her. I think I... like it?

I know you're reading this, Glo Glo. When's Scamadonia coming out? Release the damn movie already. Your thread is getting boring. Ali Rapp over there is bashing her head into a wall.

1. Marina is the one in charge of Gloria's social media accounts. If anyone is reading this thread it's probably her.

2. Gloria also has no control over the movie. That's Herr Tesch's horrible baby, and all evidence points to him not giving a shit about Gloria's opinions or feelings. So even if she begged him to release the damn thing I don't think it'd change anything.
 
I often find myself rooting for her to succeed in a masochistic Trumpish kinda way. I don't want her to be famous any more than I want Trump to be president, but I often find myself looking at this thread and going "fuck it, Glo. Let's see how crazy this shit gets!"

Yes, that's why I'm worried that in marrying this guy she'll become a boring housewife and fade into obscurity. I was hoping Maradonia would become the next The Room. People would go to screenings of it and laugh, and she would give interviews and do Q&A's where she says crazy shit.
 
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Damn not only is that woman's voice annoying but is she unable to talk without punctuating every word with her hand?
She probably heard that shit in drama class about gesturing/emoting and body language and took it way too much to heart
 
She probably heard that shit in drama class about gesturing/emoting and body language and took it way too much to heart
I heard that in some drama classes, the excessively dramatic arm flailing cliché is called "milking a giant cow".
...this may or may not be relevant, is all I'm saying.
 
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