💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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Super-sophisticated graphics on her FB:

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This is everything I ever hoped for. Let me just bask in the glory of this music video.

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It's a car, not a fucking roller coaster.

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I literally can't even.

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Holy shit, the car just had an orgasm.

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Wha- MAMA TESCH?

... of course you'd be here.

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This scene is giving me serious bukakke vibes.

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That's not sexy, it's fucking disgusting.
 

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She's really really trying way to hard. I don't think she actually wants to be doing this. I get the impression this is all Mama Tesch's doing, just like I think Maradonia is Papa Tesch's idea. Gloria is just a conduit for their latest con.
 
This was some how both worse and better than I expected. Better because I laughed until I cried, worse because ... well, look at that.

The video is as fake as her rack.

Or that police officer in a polo with a badge from a 5 year old's cops & robbers dress up kit.
 
WTF is up with this ongoing fairy tale theme that Glo-Glo is trying to use? I can kind of understand the "Goldilocks" thing since, y'know, she has long blonde hair and calling herself "Goldilocks" is at least slightly more dignified than rapping as "Big Boobs McGee". But her hired friends are listed in the credits as "Little Red" and "Gretel".

Seriously, Glo-Glo?

ETA: I don't know how to use kiwi farms to host images so I can't take a screenshot but check out some of the comments under the video:
TomSeaz dijo:
Hi baby wanna hook up?

Glo-Glo dijo:
Maybe... if my type was basic white guys who take mirror gym selfies.
Coming from the selfie queen ... irony, thy name is Glo-Glo...
 
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Yep, it is telling that the whole video was shot on the cheap in Florida yet she chooses to fake a California...
Kinda like those shots where the caption read "chillin in Cali" but the whole thing was clearly shot in Florida :biggrin:

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I don't even live in America and I could tell that was Florida.
 
I don't even live in America and I could tell that was Florida.

Neither do I, but the whole "pretend it-girl" is just becoming increasingly hilarious.
It shows that the Tesch Empire is shattered.
If she wanted to make it seem like she was really in California, it would be rather cheap to do actually. (2 plane tickets, hire-car convertible and 2 nights in a Motel 6 of her choosing)
 

You know, as a heterosexual male watching all that supple young flesh bouncing around the screen, I find it odd that one of the first thoughts that came to my mind early on was, "That car's not hers."

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Emphasize that giant honker, baby, yeah!

Loved the use of the exploding car vid.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=cCx-LYD9bqs

In America, you blow tire. In Mother Russia, tire blows you!

WTF is up with this ongoing fairy tale theme that Glo-Glo is trying to use? I can kind of understand the "Goldilocks" thing since, y'know, she has long blonde hair and calling herself "Goldilocks" is at least slightly more dignified than rapping as "Big Boobs McGee". But her hired friends are listed in the credits as "Little Red" and "Gretel".

Seriously, Glo-Glo?

ETA: I don't know how to use kiwi farms to host images so I can't take a screenshot but check out some of the comments under the video:



Coming from the selfie queen ... irony, thy name is Glo-Glo...

Hold up, wait - Is she saying she's not into white guys? Or just "basic" white guys?

Okay, my fellow Kiwis who are white males, listen up: If you want to date Gloria Tesch, you need to either be able to access all premium channels, come with stuffed crust, or feature a moon roof and heated seats. No basic guys!
 
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