CUCK! Ghostbusters

[CatParty]

post everything you hate about the remake.
Obviously #1 is that they are women

 

[MakingAmericaGreat]

#2 is that one of them is black

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

#3 is that its a reboot and ignores everything about at the very least the other movies
#4 is that it's made by Peter Fag

 

[millais]

The CGI has bad graphics! It has render quality of something from a Call of DooDoo trailer!

 

[Von Clausewitz]

#6 Women shooting red plasma splooge from phallic objects makes me feel uncomfortable.

 

[LM 697]

7. steve buscemi doesnt reprise his character from the first one

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

The CGI has bad graphics! It has render quality of something from a Call of DooDoo trailer!

DONT YOU TALK SHIT ABOUT COWADOODY THE GREATEST FPS FRANCHISE KNOWN TO MAN AND A SERIES THAT ALL SHOULD EMULATE

I mean fuck, even Doom 4 is copying its multiplayer and look how much fun that turned out to be!

 

[JU 199]

Too many minorites

Too many women

Too many cucks

0/10 not enough manchildren

 

[Pickle Inspector]

It stars anti gamergate gonzo journalist/smart bisexual stuttering clever man Reuben Baron.

 

[The Lawgiver]

unlike the original films this one doesnt respect skeletons
or macho macho manly men
you know the reason they didnt use the marshmellow man for this one
because he's a man
and if he exploded like in the first movie itd look like a god damn moneyshot

 

[melty]

Women aren't fucking funny

 

[José Mourinho]

The unfunny jokes

 

[Somar]

The Ghost in the logo is the main villian

 

[Spaulding]

Come on guys, it's not all bad. For example, the negress is very good: uneducated, fat, and screaming about demonic possession. I haven't seen such a realistic portrayal since The Birth of a Nation.

 

[Lunete]

The jokes aren't that good.

 

[A Bag Of Beans]

Not enough Bill Murrays.

 

[Dr. Meme]

they are all white cis het women and none of them are lgbtq+ muslims.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Tom Rothman is involved, the man could spin shit from gold.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

they are all white cis het women and none of them are lgbtq+ muslims.

Yes! It isn't inclusive enough, just imagine the exciting drama, if one of the Ghostbusters said in the middle of the action:
"...I can't bust them! I am a penta-gendered trans-ghost undead-kin!"
And then all the ghost of Gandhi appears, and tells that character how strong and proud xem are.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand it sucks: