ghost sharts - the devil's farts

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Billy Bob Dick

Billy Bob Dick

I've had kidney stones that were less painful
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so I was watching the SOTU tonight, and I felt a fart coming on. When I finally cut it loose, it went something like this:

*phhbbbTbTBTTTbtbtTTTTsplurp* "...oh god dammit"

I could've *sworn* I sharted myself.
Went to the bathroom to check, nothing. I was relieved, but also perplexed. I mean, I could've *sworn*...

anyhow has this ever happened to anyone else?

No, no, of course it hasn't, you bunch of hypocritical fucking liars
 
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