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Ever notice nobody ever calls someone a small piece of shit? If you think about it, isn’t being told you’re a minuscule piece of shit more of an insult?
Shawn Michaels calle Owen Hart a nugget one time.

And yes, I can appreciate the irony of Shawn "I lost my smile (:_(" Michaels calling anyone a piece of shit, work or not.
 
Shawn Michaels calle Owen Hart a nugget one time.

And yes, I can appreciate the irony of Shawn "I lost my smile (:_(" Michaels calling anyone a piece of shit, work or not.
I remember Triple H saying this, that DX had flushed the Hart family down the toilet (Bret, Jim, and Davey having gone to WCW), and Owen was "that last little nugget clinging to the bowl.". Was it Shawn? Now I can't find the exact promo where this was first coined.
 
So Sami's going to be the second terrorist transitional champ the WWE has had, he's either gonna get fed to Oba or we're going to have that Cody heel turn.
Oh sweet summer child!

Three words for you.....

FINGERPOKE
OF
DOOM

It's clear as day that Roman's fucking been consolidating his lost power ever since Mania when he fucked over Cody/Randy with the Pat McAfee bullshit and fucking over CM Punk by demanding to go over even though the entire fucking angle of the feud was Punk finally putting a bullet in the brain of Roman via calling out what a worthless nepo baby from hell Roman is and how he pretty much killed modern wrestling with his endless reign of terror.

Bitch boy Sami is champion simply because Roman's going to reunify the belts once more and finally get his dream, fans be damned, of beating Bruno's record as longest reigning champion even if it kills the WWE for good. And they'll do it by reenacting the Fingerpoke of Doom to reset Sami as Roman's bitch boy; the pedophile worshipping ginger Canuck loser who the Coconut Niggers keep around as a pet because he makes Roman laugh at how he kisses his ass (both in character on TV and out of character in real life).

The fact that Punk's been forced onto sabatical instead of getting his win back/rematch against Roman and most likely exiled to Smackdown (now the Codyverse) combined with the Wyatt Sick being all fired (as Roman despises Bray Wyatt out of jealousy over how over Bray was and the fact that Bray rightfully nearly killed another Roman dick sucker, Seth Rollins career) and Hunter favorite Ciampa, indicates that Roman's on the brink of once again hijacking the entire company to make it all about him and him alone. And Sami's the type of toxic sycophant to the Coconut Nigger Brigade that not only would he gladly pull a Fingerpoke of Doom to help Roman's evil scheming, but probably let Roman fuck him on live TV on Netflix too in order to hammer home how much of a sycophant he is to the Cocounut Nigger Brigade and how much he wants things to go back to the way things were before Cody forced TKO to finally put an end to the Reign of Terror.
 
Y'know what, I missed Noir's schizo postings. Thread just isn't the same without a glimpse into the Noir-verse every once in a while.

I'd pay actual money to see Noir book a wresting company. Just from his ramblings here it sounds like it'd be a train wreck on the level of Hogan era TNA, and I'm all for it. Solely to see if it IS in fact Black Magic that kept that train wreck going...
 
This is what i picture in my head every time i read one of Noir's better posts

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I will never take Sami seriously after someone in this thread described his theme as the soundtrack to an autistic kid's mind. :story:

> despite what you think of the man

MICHAEL STOP BURYING SAMI YOU FUCKING NERD!
Is his theme still the 'whoa oh whoa' thing that CFO did? Because it's basically Goldfinger's 'Superman' with the serial numbers filed off.
Ever notice nobody ever calls someone a small piece of shit? If you think about it, isn’t being told you’re a minuscule piece of shit more of an insult?
 
I just thought that they should run an angle where MJF (in kayfabe) poisons and kills a bunch of the chickens on Mark Briscoe's farm because it'd be something.

Then I realize that's way too cool for AEW to pull and their faggy fans would bitch about it.
I'm starting to come around to this idea that fans are complete retards when it comes to booking
 
I just thought that they should run an angle where MJF (in kayfabe) poisons and kills a bunch of the chickens on Mark Briscoe's farm because it'd be something.

Then I realize that's way too cool for AEW to pull and their faggy fans would bitch about it.
This unlocked a past memory I haven't thought about it over a decade.
 
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