Gayest song you’ve ever heard?

[BunchaBabyDucks]

Nothin’ is gayer than whatever this Benson Boone fag keeps putting out.

 

[Soso]

Anything that 2NE1 put out like Ugly and I Am The Best, even though I like the latter.

 

[clara red bottoms]

No cock like horsecock by Pepper Coyote

 

[BunchaBabyDucks]

No cock like horsecock by Pepper Coyote

Have you not heard Gay Bar by Electric Six perchance?

 

[clara red bottoms]

Have you not heard Gay Bar by Electric Six perchance?

But he wants to take a girl there and "start a war" and put "something" in her

 

[BunchaBabyDucks]

But he wants to take a girl there and "start a war" and put "something" in her

Well girl is a Euphemism in the song. A euphemism for boy.

 

[clara red bottoms]

Well fuck. If we can't trust words to not mean the opposite of what they mean, we are truly seated in chaos

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

What what in the butt.

 

[AbyssGazer]

 

[Itchy Hemorrhoids]

Just about every British new wave groups’ songs are tied for gayest.

 

[Le b0wski]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8jZLYF7WNKs

 

[InvaderZim]

 

[Nice Comoesta 🔰]

Nice Comoesta had a friend who would not shut the fuck up about this dumb ass song.
Said friend then transitioned and their obsession was a good warning sign.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

Anything by Bob Dylan.

 

[Ventrue]

Ram Ranch, I can't think of anything gayer than that.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

the entire Turbonegro back catalouge

Walk the streets what do I see
Shit on legs approaching me
Alright, I really want it
Oh yeah, I gotta have it
Come on baby and dance again
Jerk that head and be my friend
Merging Zeus and Spartacus
In ren-ren-ren-ren-rendezvous with anus
With anus, yeah
B.O.S. Buns of steel
Spandex ass to make me kneel, yeah
Gonna give you electric shock
Gonna give you electric rock
Come on baby and dance again
Jerk that head and be my friend
Merging Zeus and Spartacus
In ren-ren-ren-ren-rendezvous with anus
With anus, yeah
With anus, oh yeah
With anus, oh yeah
Come on now
Looking good and feeling clean
Classic buttocks on the scene
Cars go by they're out of luck
Eyeball ass, eyeball stuck
Come on baby and dance again
Jerk that head and be my friend
Merging Zeus and Spartacus
In ren-ren-ren-ren-rendezvous with anus
With anus, yeah
With anus, oh yeah
With anus, yeah, oh

Just about every British new wave groups’ songs are tied for gayest.

 

[Jean was a friend of mine]

this shit

 

[dick brain]

the entire Turbonegro back catalouge
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NwsvnHBIY00Walk the streets what do I see
Shit on legs approaching me
Alright, I really want it
Oh yeah, I gotta have it
Come on baby and dance again
Jerk that head and be my friend
Merging Zeus and Spartacus
In ren-ren-ren-ren-rendezvous with anus
With anus, yeah
B.O.S. Buns of steel
Spandex ass to make me kneel, yeah
Gonna give you electric shock
Gonna give you electric rock
Come on baby and dance again
Jerk that head and be my friend
Merging Zeus and Spartacus
In ren-ren-ren-ren-rendezvous with anus
With anus, yeah
With anus, oh yeah
With anus, oh yeah
Come on now
Looking good and feeling clean
Classic buttocks on the scene
Cars go by they're out of luck
Eyeball ass, eyeball stuck
Come on baby and dance again
Jerk that head and be my friend
Merging Zeus and Spartacus
In ren-ren-ren-ren-rendezvous with anus
With anus, yeah
With anus, oh yeah
With anus, yeah, oh

https://youtube.com/watch?v=P5mtclwloEQ

Turbonegro is such a weird entity. If you didn't speak english you'd think it was some of the best rock and roll ever made. But then the lyrics are all about gay sex. It's like taking something beautiful and painting a dick on it. Which in a way is the most rock and roll thing you could do.

Sell Your Body To The Night is one of the greatest riffs ever recorded. Not top ten but probably top 100.

That reminds me,