Games you refuse to play.

[c-no]

You can count these as movies as well, but I'm never EVER playing anything by Phoenix Games and/or Dingo Pictures.

Look at this shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brLqiYj5lQw

LOOK AT IT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBdvkjK92-Y

The fuck did I just watch?

You watched Disney knock-offs made by animators who were kidnapped by a crazed person. In other words, you watched animations that make the animation of the Zelda CD-I games look like Disney in comparison.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

You can count these as movies as well, but I'm never EVER playing anything by Phoenix Games and/or Dingo Pictures.

Look at this shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brLqiYj5lQw

LOOK AT IT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBdvkjK92-Y

The fuck did I just watch?

You watched Disney knock-offs made by animators who were kidnapped by a crazed person. In other words, you watched animations that make the animation of the Zelda CD-I games look like Disney in comparison.

At least the Zelda CD-I animations were so bad they're funny.
These are just awful. I don't know if you could even rightly call them animations.

 

[c-no]

The fuck did I just watch?

You watched Disney knock-offs made by animators who were kidnapped by a crazed person. In other words, you watched animations that make the animation of the Zelda CD-I games look like Disney in comparison.

At least the Zelda CD-I animations were so bad they're funny.
These are just awful. I don't know if you could even rightly call them animations.

Don't forget, the Zelda CD-I animations seem to have smoother animation, at least I believe they do compared to Dingo Picture's animations. Plus, the Zelda CD-I games brought good things like the King.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

Don't forget, the Zelda CD-I animations seem to have smoother animation, at least I believe they do compared to Dingo Picture's animations. Plus, the Zelda CD-I games brought good things like the King.

They do, certainly compared to Dingo Pictures.

C-NO MAH BOI, THESE ANIMATIONS ARE WHAT ALL TRUE WARRIORS STRIVE FOR.

 

[c-no]

Don't forget, the Zelda CD-I animations seem to have smoother animation, at least I believe they do compared to Dingo Picture's animations. Plus, the Zelda CD-I games brought good things like the King.

They do, certainly compared to Dingo Pictures.

C-NO MAH BOI, THESE ANIMATIONS ARE WHAT ALL TRUE WARRIORS STRIVE FOR.

Indeed caffeinated_wench. I wonder what's for dinner.

 

[random_pickle]

Any MMO's that are derived from an anime style.

Before I get yelled at, it's because almost all of them are the same thing. Same classes, same outfits, same worlds, same customization, same boring ass combat.

 

[Mourning Dove]

I'm not going to play World of Warcraft, no matter how much my friend begs me. I'm not going to become addicted to it enough to become a basement dweller, like she borderline became. I already have The Sims, Pokemon, and Zelda to be addicted to...

 

[Night Terror]

Any MMO's that are derived from an anime style.

Before I get yelled at, it's because almost all of them are the same thing. Same classes, same outfits, same worlds, same customization, same boring ass combat.

[youtube]i3pfsCS7fWI[/youtube]
Average Maplestory player.
Bear in mind I played Maplestory for years as a teenager. I played it for all the friends I somehow made (considering it has the WORST community of any game apart from Warcraft 3 and League of Legends)

 

[Pine Tar]

Gone Home.

I don't really care that there's lesbians in it, I care that the "gaming media" won't shut up about how groundbreaking it is when it's got the mechanics of Myst....but with hot lesbians!

 

[Duke Nukem]

I will not touch MMORPGs because of the fact that you can end up playing for hours at a time. I used to do that with FPS games actually.

I haven't touched a game controller for a few days, speaking of which. But usually it's Battlefield 4. Call of Duty has either 12 year olds who call you the N word every five seconds or frat-tastic dudebros who think they're hot shit because of their K/D ratio.

Yeah, because having a high K/D makes you a TOTAL BADASS a la ParkourDude91 and unknownsoldier998.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Games that involve character based chatrooms, like Club Penguin or Habbo Hotel. It's a place of pedos, my friends.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Don't forget, the Zelda CD-I animations seem to have smoother animation, at least I believe they do compared to Dingo Picture's animations. Plus, the Zelda CD-I games brought good things like the King.

They do, certainly compared to Dingo Pictures.

C-NO MAH BOI, THESE ANIMATIONS ARE WHAT ALL TRUE WARRIORS STRIVE FOR.

Indeed caffeinated_wench. I wonder what's for dinner.

I just wonder what Chris is up to.

 

[Pine Tar]

Your caffeinated_wench, Chris and his minions have seized the Island of RuleCWC!

 

[random_pickle]

Any MMO's that are derived from an anime style.

Before I get yelled at, it's because almost all of them are the same thing. Same classes, same outfits, same worlds, same customization, same boring ass combat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3pfsCS7fWI
Average Maplestory player.
Bear in mind I played Maplestory for years as a teenager. I played it for all the friends I somehow made (considering it has the WORST community of any game apart from Warcraft 3 and League of Legends)

I used to play that game actually. I remember I was a level 35 bandit or something. I was talking about games like DOMO or FLYFF but Maplestory fits the bill too.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

I used to play that game actually. I remember I was a level 35 bandit or something. I was talking about games like DOMO or FLYFF but Maplestory fits the bill too.

Oh god, I used to play DOMO.

Your caffeinated_wench, Chris and his minions have seized the Island of RuleCWC!

It is written: only can defeat Chris!

 

[c-no]

Your caffeinated_wench, Chris and his minions have seized the Island of RuleCWC!

It is written: only can defeat Chris!

Enough! I'm going to CWCkville. I'll take the Tri-force of courage to protect me.

 

[JarlaxleBaenre]

Skylanders. It's an absolutely brilliant concept from a marketing standpoint. The spinoffs from the Jak and Daxter games. I really enjoyed the trilogy, and felt the racing game would've been a come-down after Jak 3.

 

[random_pickle]

Skylanders. It's an absolutely brilliant concept from a marketing standpoint. The spinoffs from the Jak and Daxter games. I really enjoyed the trilogy, and felt the racing game would've been a come-down after Jak 3.

Don't even start with me on Jak: The Lost Frontier. I bought that game and it is just so bad as a Jak game.

 

[Watcher]

Skylanders. It's an absolutely brilliant concept from a marketing standpoint.

Most adults I know only really like Skylanders due to the collection aspect of it, it's really a children's game at it's core

 

[Hyperion]

I refuse to play Call of Duty.

CoD is quite frankly disrespectful to the US Military. It's fans are abominations.