GAINING WEIGHT? + COME SHOPPING WITH ME - 11/27/19

[Welcome to Chin Dab 101]

Two Wommart trips in three days.

That scooter was crying in agony when she was rollin’ out the first trip.

And that Torrid dress she wears for day two of the vid? This is what it’s supposed to look like:


ETA: Sorry for double photos! AL’s lopsided second pair of tits are in need of some support!

 

[Red Mask]

How can she tell? Don't scales scream in agony when she steps on them?

I know the scale once said "good-bye". Does that count?

She looks like a damn baked potato

She is a baked potato.

All the worthless shit she buys...I read a comment on one of her videos and it hit it right on the head: She shops for the life she wants not for the life she has.

So she wants a bunch of journals , Torrid clothes, and costume jewelry?

That second pair of tits, god damn!

THERE ARE FOUR BREASTS!!!!!

 

[twinkie store]

 

[Haesindang Park]

The epitome of a dainty 28 year old:
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She didn't even make it a full 2 weeks for Vlogmas last year. I will be very surprised if she completes it unless it's mostly pre-recorded, since it seems she exhausted all of her effort during her failed 100 days of uploading.

And for those of you keeping track at home, her hair has been washed as of 11/27/2019.
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Second picture shows her face looking pretty red so I'm assuming she's using makeup to cover up that redness. She also looks like she's having problems breathing. And of course, everybody's talking about her acanthosis nigricans aka her neck ring.

 

[marjoram]

Goddammit Al, wash yer fucking hair you greaseball. Nobody complimented that sticky mess, it's revolting.

 

[John McAfee]

Thought she got heartburn drinking water, and NOW she cant eat eggs, not before, with the allergy?

She might be the biggest idiot in Kentucky.

 

[bubble tea]

Is Becky on drugs in this video? At 7:49 she seriously looks drugged out of her fucking mind.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Her face is so wrong it's impossible to articulate. It's not out of place in the body horror genre.

The cheesewheel was distinctly more wheely in this vlog.

 

[Belle Ariel]

back to can't having eggs, how long will that last this time?

WHat happened to her 'the coldest bottle'? Those are expensive and are best for drinking water

Plus lol @ 'amma gettin better at cookin' i can do it standing up situation' yet shes still riding about on a rascal

 

[pegecag785]

She said in her last video that she got some frozen TV dinners to replace fast food, but in today's video she brags about going to the chinese buffet.

And I wish she just said her "friends" are D&D, no 600 lb hambeast who only goes out to eat and buy useless things can make any sort of friends whatsoever. Maybe the Walmart greeter at most.

Also, remind me how old she is again to be doodling and buying colouring books.

 

['tism take the wheel]

What a rollercoaster. At points I actually begin to feel concerned for her because her eyes look so sad, but then she is ree-ing about going to a buff-et...

Her neck is the size of a normal sized girl's thigh at this point and I truly do not understand how she can still breathe.

 

[New & Improved Username]

I am thankful I've never had anyone like Amber in my life.

Imagine having this bitch in your family and are obligated to deal with it?

 

[TaterBot]

No recap? I don't blame you.
She finally admitted she's doing vlogmas, which we already knew. She's been skimpy on vids lately but she's been filming so we already also know it will be mostly months-old (boring) stuff.

She's being cagey about the "friend situation" by avoiding showing or naming, but they're Eric & Rickie. The last 5 videos Eric put up were glaringly older ones. In today's release, he and Rickie gush about being huge fans of and going to see the Joker movie. Which was released on October 4th.
Eric's trying to be sneaky and dodging the truth, but Amber's just doing what she likes best and straight up lying.

 

[gorl on a mission]

i see al is going all out with a clickbait weight gain title AND full body shot in the thumbnail situation type deal for christmas adsense.

reminder for my fellow gorls that adsense earnings process the 21st of the next month, so it seems like she’s grinding out as much clickbait cash before november ends to get as much in earnings for next month as possible. i swear she’s been uploading more than usual the last week or two.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Becky looks like she’s at that point in her career as a barnacle where she’s either gonna pack her bags and surreptitiously nope the fuck out of the fag shanty in the middle of the night while Amber dreams of orange chicken or stay for good and slowly get to the point where she drinks vodka from a cup first thing in the morning just to get though the day.

 

[beautiful person]

Things I appreciate about this video:

• Becky's awkward, height-cropped presence in the background of the scooter shots
• Amberlynn repeating the "Pioneer Woman" name as though it's an important, not Walmart-exclusive brand based around a run-of-the-mill food blogger
• Amber's skepticism about ink-erasing pens
• Becky's late-stage Destiny energy whenever Amber turns the camera on her
• These shots:

I got bored after that

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I wonder why Becky isn't spending Thanksgiving with her family...

 

[New & Improved Username]

I wonder why Becky isn't spending Thanksgiving with her family...

I hope Al has the self respect to not go. They'll passively aggressively hint about $$$$ and their internet reputation. I guess they'd do that to Becky even without Al there.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

CONSTANT. Her comment sections on YT make no mention of it, her Twitter is deactivated and nobody is asking about it on Instagram. Lies.

She only drinks water. Except when she can get her hands on some La Croix two days later at wommart. Just some more lies.

What even???

 

[Moonpie]

"Vlogging is stressful" bitch what else you got to do? It's your fucking job.
Beggy is on Xans or other benzo. You can definitely tell when she's sitting at the table. She's fucked up. I've seen that too many times.
Btw bloblynn you can't drive because you can't fit behind the wheel.
Why so secretive about those friends? Every one knows it's Shrek and Dusty.