💼 Careercow G. K. Holland, Ken Ju Kai Warrior - Sci-Fi's Gloria Tesch

[DykesDykesChina]

Do not believe a word of all this! This is evil propaganda fabricated by Saurians from Hell. The Ken Ju Kai do not exist. The TRUE and HONEST warriors of light in the universe are Ashtar Sheran of Ashtar Command and his 250.000 Angels of Light!

 

[XYZpdq]

So does the Ewok Guy get his own thread or does this expand to the whole Moo Goo Gai Pan cult?

 

[Closet Sorcerer]

So does the Ewok Guy get his own thread or does this expand to the whole Moo Goo Gai Pan cult?

The way I see it, the Ewok guy is just going along with this madness, hoping it will help him become a somewhat recognized actor and not just "the guy who was in the Ewok movie". So, no thread for him.

 

[XYZpdq]

The way I see it, the Ewok guy is just going along with this madness, hoping it will help him become a somewhat recognized actor and not just "the guy who was in the Ewok movie". So, no thread for him.

Seems like over on the other thread Ewok Guy is claiming that he's nopeing the fuck out on GK now that Ewok Guy knows about the sex offender stuff, so yeah he seems fairly rational.

 

[Cryptojew]

...I'm not sure what to say really, I didn't think he'd actually show up. Took him long enough I suppose.

 

[Aaron Burr]

Will we finally get to see the ken ju kai medallion? I need a spiritual navigation device in my life.

 

[Techpriest]

>Crimpin Pimpin



Is this seriously the main characters name?

 

[MormonofID]

>Crimpin Pimpin



Is this seriously the main characters name?

Seemingly, yes. As some have said, this could be the next Sonichu.

 

[Tranhuviya]

If G.K Holland has actually patented the Ken Shekel Kai medallion or whatever it's called, couldn't we look it up?

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

>Crimpin Pimpin



Is this seriously the main characters name?

He's allegedly the "humorous" side of Ken Ju Kai according to the website so he is at least meant to be stupid unlike Sonichu who's srs bsns. Also side note, auto-correct on my phone knows about Sonichu and I didn't Fucking teach it that which means Sonichu is enough a part of the Zeitgeist to have made it into Google's dictionary.

 

[Cryptojew]

Did anybody save the sob story that GK told Eric regarding the pedophillia? Eric's thread was deleted so I can't see it anymore. It was basically GK claiming that the girl made false rape accusations against him, it was funny just how convoluted his explination was.

 

[Milktheturtle]

Did anybody save the sob story that GK told Eric regarding the pedophillia? Eric's thread was deleted so I can't see it anymore. It was basically GK claiming that the girl made false rape accusations against him, it was funny just how convoluted his explination was.

He tried to explain it? I want to see that

 

[repentance]

He tried to explain it? I want to see that

It was even more complicated. The story was that GK was dating the girl's mum and the girl didn't like that so she made accusations against GK, which somehow came to the attention of a social worker and charges were laid. GK said he took a plea because the girl's mum was paying his legal fees.

Of course he mentioned none of this to Eric at the time it was happening - in fact he's never mentioned it in the entire last 13 years despite being good friends and business partners with Eric - and we know that they were already friends at that time.

 

[Milktheturtle]

It was even more complicated. The story was that GK was dating the girl's mum and the girl didn't like that so she made accusations against GK, which somehow came to the attention of a social worker and charges were laid. GK said he took a plea because the girl's mum was paying his legal fees.

Of course he mentioned none of this to Eric at the time it was happening - in fact he's never mentioned it in the entire last 13 years despite being good friends and business partners with Eric - and we know that they were already friends at that time.

So that's why Eric is leaving if I understand correctly?

 

[AnOminous]

It was even more complicated. The story was that GK was dating the girl's mum and the girl didn't like that so she made accusations against GK, which somehow came to the attention of a social worker and charges were laid. GK said he took a plea because the girl's mum was paying his legal fees.

Of course he mentioned none of this to Eric at the time it was happening - in fact he's never mentioned it in the entire last 13 years despite being good friends and business partners with Eric - and we know that they were already friends at that time.

What a crock. More likely he only seduced the mom in the first place to get with the daughter, and the only reason the mom would have hired him a lawyer (assuming that even happened) would be to make sure SHE didn't end up charged, herself, with letting a pervert rape her daughter.

 

[XYZpdq]

Has the Ewok Betrayal been documented in the annals of the Zip Zop Zoop chronicles yet?

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Aaaw, the websites dead.... I wanted to catch up on the hilarious, exciting and masterfully written adventures of Not-Jedi Crimpin Pimpin!

 

[Southern Belle]

Looking into the sudden disappearance of the website, I stumbled across this interview of Eric Walker where he talks about Star Walker. Not sure if it's been brought up here in the thread yet. The interview itself, outside the Star Walker stuff, is actually mildly interesting. The interview is originally from 2006.

Topic of the thread related, and I bolded the part I find most interesting:

Star Walker is like Star Wars times 1000. It is a much bigger universe then Star Wars and takes place over 12 millennia. Star Walker is like Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Star Trek, Star Gate, and the Matrix all rolled up into one universe. Star Walker started out as a wedding gift from my long-time friend and partner G.K. Holland for my wife Nhu Tran Walker and me in 2002. It is loosely based on my actual life as a child star. The name Star Walker suggests adventures dealing with all of these things on a very grand scale, which is exactly what it does and is. The name Eric Dane is an important character in Star Walker. We see him in the year 2012 from the immense Star Walker Time Line. The name Eric Dane definitely comes from my first name and was meant as a tribute to me from my long time friend, writer and creator of Star Walker, G.K. Holland.

 

[vertexwindi]

"For your birthday, I got you autism."

 

[DrJonesHat]

The religious aspect is not surprising. A lot of sex offenders embrace religion to assure themselves they're not actually horrible, irredeemable people. Some also use it to justify their actions, arguing either god excuses it, or that child brides were a thing in the bible or some other crap. The correct solution is to grab a hardback study Bible (they're bigger than regular bibles) and beat them senseless with it. If the Christians are right, and on your dying day you stand before the Almighty to be judged for your life, I'm pretty sure Jehovah will appreciate the irony and will give you a pass on your other sins.

EDIT: To play devil's advocate, he might innocent, and the prosecutor did the all-too-common tactic of overcharging to force him to plead out, but given how utterly delusional he seems, I'm thinking he's guilty of something.