Futbol thread.

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Registration dijo:
They are ALWAYS like this. They are the most sore losers I've ever seen, even their jornos are like this. Now that Brazil is dominating Libertadores they are always like: CONMEBOL should do something about Brazil like what can they do if Brazil is better.

It isn't a matter of national pride even their lousiest teams do this bullshit every time they loss.
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Shining Wit dijo:
They did, it went on for half an hour. All the retardation this time has been with the sole purpose of attracting americans to the sport
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Americans probably won't be interested because the rule set for kick ball is so gay. And the bad calls from refs would make a umpire like angel hernandez feel shame. Americans hate rule officiators in any sport so one that you get red carded for throwing your hands up in frustration after a player throws himself down on the ground like a child trying to get you in trouble is inherently unpalatable.
 
Lime dijo:
Americans probably won't be interested because the rule set for kick ball is so gay. And the bad calls from refs would make an umpire like angel hernandez feel shame. Americans hate rule officiators in any sport so one that you get red carded for throwing your hands up in frustration after a player throws himself down on the ground like a child trying to get you in trouble is inherently unpalatable.
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I can confirm that the Amerimutts who mattered (those who watch sports and would follow for the long term) stopped giving a shit at the first flop and the only impact soccer has had on my extended friend group is a joke where the fat guys wife slapped him on the back and he fell down and grabbed his knee

I don’t know about yall but we literally teach our kids not to do that, and not in the “it’s annoying” way but if your sister shoots you with a nerf gun and you start hamming it up in most American households you will usually get in trouble and she won’t, because ultimately it’s the worst kind of lying; one that attempts to set a man against the single authority with legitimate violence, with the purpose of killing them (the state, or worse, mom, depending on age).

it’s like if you went to watch American football and players spent the game trying to bait self defense and then spraying each other with pepper spray and this is just the whole game.
 
God, the final was awful. I didn't mind either team winning before game started but Argentina was so awful I started rooting against them.
Re:white vs non-white, Enzo Fernandez, Molina and Peredez are definitely niggers.
Also half time show was gay as fuck. If mutts enjoy this shit, perhaps they were better off under the Bri*ish Crown.
 
Rainbow Child dijo:
50% of the halftime show was computer animation.

Justin Bieber's performance was entirely computer generated.

All the Madonna stuff before she stepped onto the pitch was pre-recorded and post-produced (like a music video).

They were blending back and forth between live footage and CGI.

My friends were telling me I was crazy, yelling, "it's live right now!". And I was pointing out the transitions, "now it's live. Now it's CGI again." Bieber looked like a video game. The end of his set, when he's off camera and the crowd goes from short focal length (blown out) to long (in focus) is the best spot to see the transition between CGI and live footage, but it happens multiple times during the whole show.

Someone with the show video-captured can either confirm or disprove what I'm alleging.
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Mostly false. I had the tactical feed up throughout the halftime (showing almost the entire pitch), and the reason the shots were so close and tight to the performers was.... 99% of the show was in about a 5m (or yard) by 5m square. That active square moved around throughout the performance, but they were NOT filling up the pitch/field, and had to shoot in tight on the performers because it was pitiful. They would literally have people stage in position for the next artist while other stuff was going on the show - Shakira lined up a good 2-3 minutes before she sang her bit of the show.

Madonna's tunnel (*shudder*) stuff was 100% pre-recorded, but I don't think most/any of the on the field stuff was. It was just amateur and frankly terrible.

This is the report from the stadium, From the Athletic:
I wondered if the experience inside the stadium was any different, so I reached out to our editor-in-chief, Laura Williamson, who was there:

“It was very bizarre. A five-minute countdown clock appeared on the big screen while various people scrambled about covering up the pitch. Then, after about seven minutes, a video of Madonna started playing and everyone got out their phones and then was like, 'Where's Madonna' She eventually came out of a tunnel, waved and disappeared again. BTS and Bieber were ... fine ... After that, most people had gone to find a drink. The whole thing lasted more than 27 minutes.

“Thank goodness for Shakira, I say. Tight choreography, catchy track and she looked amazing. She should have just done ‘Dai Dai’ and ‘Waka Waka’ and then we could have cracked on with, I don't know, a football match?!”
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Maker's Mark dijo:
Imagine you go back in time and tell Messi “That baby your holding is going to beat you in the World Cup final one day.”
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Lamine Yamal might be the most overrated player in the world. He did nothing the whole tournament and yet was the poster child.

So many people complained about how boring Spain's games are but I thought the exact opposite. There is nothing more impressive to me than suffocating defense, in any sport. Spain is just so fucking good.
 
Captain Ahab dijo:
It’s funny how serious they are about the World Cup. Nigga, it’s just 22 millionaires kicking a ball.

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That's lacobraaa on kick, I posted about him elsewhere. At this point, a blatant showman forcing clips.
He makes money from the heckin' donations though, so he's probably happy overall. Ditto for the other influencer cancers like Alaska (Uruguay), Fabri Uruguayo, Davo Xeneize (the most bland of the bunch I know), etc.

In fact, while we're still up, let's get their real names.
Cobra = Lautaro del Campo
Alaska = Gimena Sauchenco
Fabri = Fabricio Ariel García Orende
Davo Xeneize = David Quint
 
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