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Vlad the Implier dijo:
Friendly reminder!
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It's different when we do it. Being American means and wearing the rainbow colors means it's the month of June and everyone is being held hostage at gunpoint.

Being European and representing LGBT is a signal everyone on the team sucks each other off in the locker room and we all know it and you should stop lying about it. It's like the difference between our blacks and your blacks.
 
For those coming in for their every 4 year viewing - the US losing is about as shocking as finding out water is wet. They've done well to make it as far as they did to begin with. Sucks they're going out but I'm proud of the progress we've made in the sport as a country. See some of you in 2030 lol.
 
Dewd whatever bro this shits so fucking rigged and so gay bro like I'm tryin' to tell you dewds soccer is like for kids and faggots bro like dewd seriously it's like the gayest fucking sport out there so like I don't even give a fuck at all that we lost cause it's like who fucking cares shits gay as shit and only reason it's popular is because like dewd like you only need a ball to play like that's it dewd you got these 3rd world shitholers with their mud huts and their dirt roads just barefoot kicking a soccer ball around and shooting it between literal piles of trash pretending that it's a goal and that makes up for like 99% of the world that isn't us, the best country America, so yeah it makes sense why it's so popular everywhere else but here, because like we can afford to play all the other much more awesome sports because we got freedom to be able too also, like so much freedom, and all these shit brown people and shit europoors and their shit lives bro like dewd they're gay as shit and yeah that's why I don't care and nobody else that matter cares and whatever bro I don't give a FUCK bro fucking FAGGOT sport dewd it's all rigged scam anyways.

That cope being said, our goalie Matt Freese is a traitor fucking FAGGOT and Trump absolutely needs to send him on a 1 way trip to an El Salvador re-education camp.
 
I haven’t seen a shit play like that in soccer since high school, no joke. Matt must be deported, it’s just that simple.
 
Dan of Steel dijo:
As funny as Trump strongarming FIFA to get Balogun's red card removed, I had a really sneaky feeling this was what was gonna happen as punishment from the Sports Gods. Which, as someone who's about as casual as casual gets when it comes to soccer, is about as equally funny.
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That red card was bullshit. I feel like people saying this didn’t actually watch the game. Literally every commentator and pundit said the card was the incorrect call.
 
I have watched all Belgian matches so far... The funniest shit is that they were mostly really bland and just now they woke up against USA that had help from FIFA to bend the rules to help them.

And this match is even funnier because USA was ''on fire'' and just got absolutely MOGGED by the remnants of the belgian golden generation.

And just got served by LUKAKU in his final years.

México vs England had Mexico play e better game than this sorry ass USA.
 
And here come the football is for faggots posts.....

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