Futbol thread.

[MrJokerRager]

That Algeria v Austria game was definitly rigged lol.

Both teams not only btfo but played so poopoo.

Iran was sacrificed for these two dickwad teams.

 

[Registration]

Algeria has the worst football of all the 48 teams. I watched most matches but Algeria is dogshit and boring to see

 

[Ahriman]

So uh, Infantino really wants an Argentina-Portugal match...

 

[Registration]

So uh, Infantino really wants an Argentina-Portugal match...

The only way for it to happen is the final or the third place match.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Now you know why the standard chant at any game is "THE REFEREES A WANKER" in EVERY language. You aren't a real team if you can't make a ref fear for his life.

"Schiri, wir wissen wo dein Auto steht! Schiri, wir wissen in welchen Puff du gehst!"

Translation: Ref we know where you park your car / Ref we know which brothel you visit. It rhymes in German tho.

 

[Bobbobson]

So uh, Infantino really wants an Argentina-Portugal match...

Nah, Spain may not be what it used to be but they'll rape Portugal. And Yamal is next generation's marketing pet so Infantino won't be too sad about Spain winning.

 

[A random street in Duluth]

Iran was sacrificed for these two dickwad teams.

My secret unreasonable wish was Iran somehow stumbling into its way to winning the WC, defeating the US along the way, just for the seismic seething it would have caused.

 

[Franz Joseph]

 

[Random Internet Person]

Ver archivo adjunto 9225705

https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/49225220/julian-nagelsmann-germany-world-cup-2026

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Now you know why the standard chant at any game is "THE REFEREES A WANKER" in EVERY language. You aren't a real team if you can't make a ref fear for his life.

Our chant of choice in Brazil is "Ei juiz, vai tomar no cu" which translates to "Hey ref, take it up the ass/go fuck yourself"

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Now you know why the standard chant at any game is "THE REFEREES A WANKER" in EVERY language. You aren't a real team if you can't make a ref fear for his life.

In the icy lake of Cocytus, as Judas, Brutus, and Cassius are endlessly chewed to bits by Satan, beneath even that to be forever condemned to brimstone nigger hell where they get endlessly skewed in the bollocks (even if they are infinitely small) is every ref ever.

I really do wonder about the psychology of anyone that willingly decides to become a referee. Are all the traffic warden jobs taken or something?

 

[evrae]

I really do wonder about the psychology of anyone that willingly decides to become a referee. Are all the parking warden jobs taken or something?

Where there is good, there must be evil, and when the positions of politician, parking warden, speed camera volunteer (yes that's a thing) are all taken up, then evil must make do with being a ref in a sport.

 

[Ahriman]

Ver archivo adjunto 9225749

https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/49225220/julian-nagelsmann-germany-world-cup-2026

At least the Germans are doing something about it.

Italy, on the other hand, are in shambles. It's been 3, three damn world cups where they didn't qualify. And they are not supposed to be Ivory Coast or Iraq, they have 4 world cups. They are supposed to be an elite team, just like Germany. They should be prepping to get their fifth, but instead they are drowning in corruption and pettiness.

As an , it felt bad to not see the Italians qualify. They truly, TRULY need to get their shit together.

 

[MrJokerRager]

 

[MrJokerRager]

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[Balr0g]

And there goes Egypt with it's first shot and first goal