Futbol thread.

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

End of the season collapse and Man City. Name a more iconic duo

 

[Chad Holdenford]

At this point, City winning an international championship is as probable as Oasis reuniting.

I've got a better one. Manchester City in the Champions League is like watching Mr. Bean re-runs: You know all too well how it will go, and you'll still laugh your ass off at it.

 

[OJ Simpson]

 

[Shining Wit]

Really need Alisson to follow in the footsteps of Karius now

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

So the gameplan for Madrid.

Now that they have secured La Liga, they need to play Bale constantly. Get him back into shape and at his best. No point in worrying about mistakes he makes when playing because fuck it, you won the league already. Then in the Champions League final, when Liverpool are winning, you bring him on in the 60th minute or so like last time and watch as the magic happens for one last time before he leaves on a free. Simple

 

[Anchors-Away]

So had Kane left Spurs for City, he'll have just as much silverware as them this season. None.

I firmly believe Pep is gonna do some sort of "200 IQ" squad change due to this loss and somehow gift points to another team.

 

[blahblahblah678]

MLS finally won the ConcaChampions. They finally got over the hump vs Liga MX. Congrats to Seattle Sounders.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

So had Kane left Spurs for City, he'll have just as much silverware as them this season. None.

I firmly believe Pep is gonna do some sort of "200 IQ" squad change due to this loss and somehow gift points to another team.

They are still in the drivers seat with the prem.
Liverpool final games
Tottenham H
Aston Villa A
FA Cup vs Chelsea
Southampton A
Wolves H

City final games
Newcastle H
Wolves A
West Ham A
Aston Villa H

If City don't drop points this weekend, I don't see them dropping any points

MLS finally won the ConcaChampions. They finally got over the hump vs Liga MX. Congrats to Seattle Sounders.

The curse is broken

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

So had Kane left Spurs for City, he'll have just as much silverware as them this season. None.

That's an absolutely retarded take because there's no way of telling how City would have done with Kane on the team + they have a strong chance of winning the league this year (which is silverware)

 

[OJ Simpson]

Rangers are in a European Cup Final in 2022. Unbelievable. Get in.

 

[Anchors-Away]

Rangers are in a European Cup Final in 2022. Unbelievable. Get in.

Genuinely hope they win it. Disappointed it's not West Ham against them, but you make do with what is presented to you.

 

[KokoroKoroki]

Rangers making it to a European final is actually kino, I was hoping for West Ham to play them but you can't have them all I guess.

I don't normally root for Scottish clubs in these competitions since they almost always get thrashed but I genuinely hope Rangers can pull off an upset in the final, they deserve to win it.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Roma vs Feyenoord in the conference league final
Rangers vs Frankfurt in the europa league finals

Not the flashiest finals for european titles but they do come with potentially interesting storylines. I would say I am pretty happy about the results

 

[Shining Wit]

Honestly could have put money on a Cresswell Red

 

[Kornheiser]

So is Seville ready for drunken Glaswegians?

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

So is Seville ready for drunken Glaswegians?

Glasgow is not ready for the amount of drunken Scottish that this final will bring

 

[Kornheiser]

Glasgow is not ready for the amount of drunken Scottish that this final will bring

I mean the best option is to have a bottle of Buckfast at every bed in Seville to make it more like home. In Glasgow just like every Saturday night right?

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I mean the best option is to have a bottle of Buckfast at every bed in Seville to make it more like home. In Glasgow just like every Saturday night right?

For the week leading up to the match, only German and Spanish will be spoken. Thats the best way to weed out the scottish

 

[Shining Wit]

I mean the best option is to have a bottle of Buckfast at every bed in Seville to make it more like home. In Glasgow just like every Saturday night right?

Stick a gram of heroin there too for the real weegie experience

 

[Topgallant]

@Hüftpriester honestly happy with that result, totally deserved lmao