Futbol thread.

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

They just announced this England game has been delayed by an hour. So that's going to be 2am kick off for us. The number of hangovers tomorrow is going to crash the UK economy.

I can't wait for britbongs to be felted by beaners. All my money on my burrito baristas.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I can't wait for britbongs to be felted by beaners. All my money on my burrito baristas.

Would be a fair bet. No foreigner leaves with their heart from Quetzalcoatl's sacrificial temple.

 

[Registration]

Now that Brazil was eliminated, the WC is pure fun. I am quite happy with the next matches. Ingerland and mexico should be fun.

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

England's chances plummet dramatically if there's heavy rain, as I don't think our darkies can swim.

 

[Real Fakeman]

0:24

RO! RO!
Crown prince is out rowing with the fans.

 

[Clem Fandango]

Worst thing is it's a MINIMUM of one hour, so there's a solid chance that the game won't even finish before the 5am curfew.

Given the importance of this match it very clearly can't be delayed for another day so we might end up seeing it played at 9am GMT if the storms are continuing all night.

I don't think I can stay up if it's more than an hour. I was already pushing it, I've got work in the morning

Eta:
Why do we have to play in a third world shithole? All the matches in USA were in stadiums with roofs that were fully air conditioned.

 

[mindlessobserver]

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I'm not watching this boring sport but just wanted to say I hope Mexico loses because I'm legit racist towards Mexicans and believe they are subhuman.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Japan were avenged. Shinzo continues to smile down upon his people.

 

[Shining Wit]

England's chances plummet dramatically if there's heavy rain, as I don't think our darkies can swim.

On the contrary, we're well versed in wet nights in shithole cities

 

[mindlessobserver]

On the contrary, we're well versed in wet nights in shithole cities

Rain would also knock down the air pollution, which is Mexico Cities primary defense for foreign football team.

 

[Shining Wit]

Rain would also knock down the air pollution, which is Mexico Cities primary defense for foreign football team.

The brum air is probably as bad, if not with clouds of cumin instead

 

[Registration]

I legit think there is chances to Mexico to win if they play at the same intensity as before.

If England plays soft, then forget it

 

[mindlessobserver]

I legit think there is chances to Mexico to win if they play at the same intensity as before.

If England plays soft, then forget it

The Stadium itself is the 12th man. The Estadia Azteca is infamous in the western hemisphere. The last time England played there was 1986 for the "Hand of God" game. They've never played Mexico itself there. The US team has to do it all the time, and it fucking sucks man.

It begins.

Spoiler: Mexico flans blaring music and fireworks outside Englands hotel last night

1:03

Spoiler: the sacrifices being escorted to the temple

0:57

 

[Dalkgalbi]

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Eta:
Why do we have to play in a third world shithole? All the matches in USA were in stadiums with roofs that were fully air conditioned.

FIve of the fifteen stadiums have roofs (LA, Houston, Dallas, Atlanta, and Vancouver) YOu might remember that a rain storm in Philidelphia delayed the France-Iraq game for about two hours.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I don't think I can stay up if it's more than an hour. I was already pushing it, I've got work in the morning

Eta:
Why do we have to play in a third world shithole? All the matches in USA were in stadiums with roofs that were fully air conditioned.

FIFA insisted the USA share the tournament. It was their petty revenge for Obama and Hillary Clinton putting a bunch of FIFA execs in jail after they gave the tournament to Qatar previously. They gave the USA the 2026 tournament, provided some of the games occur in Canada and Mexico. The USA proved that while the Arabs could bribe them with money, the Americans could just straight up grab them by the throat and put them in metal boxes. So the USA was guaranteed the 2026 tournament. Giving Mexico and Canada a few rounds was simply FIFA saying they were doing so under duress.

 

[Dude Where's My Foreskin?]

Brazil played like whining babies. A penalty off the back of a nigger begging the ref for a penalty, and the last shot of the first half was a nigger on his knees begging the ref for a free kick.
Play better and you won't have to beg for help.