Funny News Stories

[Saney]

"Never mess with people who have the power to make your life miserable. That includes DMV employees, waiters and baggage handlers. And judges. Especially them."

 

[Trombonista]

While we're on the subject of courts...

Russian judge fired after falling asleep in court

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

One of the best headlines ever:
Spanky the clown arrested on porn charges

 

[Trombonista]

2000 bags of fertilizer vanish in Chadiza District

 

[pickleniggo]

I...I honestly don't know how to feel about this one:
He'd bought a gun and learned how to use it. He'd loaded three magazines. And he had stopped by Chick-fil-A to pick up 15 sandwiches, which he planned to smear in the dying faces of staffers he expected to kill at the Family Research Council in Washington.

 

[Bugaboo]

I...I honestly don't know how to feel about this one:
He'd bought a gun and learned how to use it. He'd loaded three magazines. And he had stopped by Chick-fil-A to pick up 15 sandwiches, which he planned to smear in the dying faces of staffers he expected to kill at the Family Research Council in Washington.

Well at least nobody died.

 

[The Hunter]

Oh, in case you guys didn't hear, Mississippi officially abolished slavery about a week ago. How progressive! Go Mississippi!

 

[renomakicwc]

Oh, in case you guys didn't hear, Mississippi officially abolished slavery about a week ago. How progressive! Go Mississippi!

Wait, where were all the slaves before then?

 

[Saney]

https://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/23564342/alien-catfish-baffles-scientists/

Anyone else reminded of that movie, The Faculty?

 

[Trombonista]

http://bostonherald.com/news_opinio.../george_harrison_tree_in_la_killed_by_beetles