Funny Jokes about Israel/Palestine Conflict - Heaven forbid we upset the serious posters

[the fall of man]

SPRINGTIME
FOR BIBI
AND ISRAEL

WINTER
FOR GAZA
& IRAAAAN

make stupid jokes about the conflict. pro either side but be funny. If you have a retarded point to argue go post in the faggy happenings thread, hope you are on the same side as the jannies lol

"haha jews bad uss liberty" is a bad joke, post it in the happenings thread, that's what most of the posts there say

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Who needs jokes when you can just be like Chad?

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

I support the state of Israel.

 

[the fall of man]

a jew and a palestinian walk into a bar. the jew says "you get the first round of drinks, alright?" and the palestinian says ALLAHU AKBAR and orders the ISIS car bomb

 

[JambledUpWords]

This is the flag I wake up to to every morning, and no, I’m not a boomer

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

 

[Spitz]

A blewish boy gets home from school one day and asks his father, "Am I more black, or more jewish?"

The father replies, "Why do you ask that?"

The son says, "Because there's a boy selling his bike for $50, and I don't know whether to talk him down to $25 or rob him."


Two Arab friends are moving to the U.S. and they make a bet on who will be Americanized first. A year passes before they meet up again, and one Arab says to the other, "I just got done taking my son to baseball practice and McDonald's. I think you won the bet, my friend."

The other Arab replies, "Go back to your country, sandnigger!"

 

[the clap]

What's the best way to tell a hamas rape joke?

Spoiler

without consent!

 

[Odd Opossum]

make stupid jokes about the conflict. pro either side but be funny. If you have a retarded point to argue go post in the faggy happenings thread, hope you are on the same side as the jannies lol

Did you make this thread because they banned you from it?

 

[Montalbane]

Hamas attacks an Hasidic neighbourhood
A IDF soldiers radios his command and says
"They're attacking the Hasidim!"
His officer replies
"Hasidim but I dont believe it!"

 

[the fall of man]

Did you make this thread because they banned you from it?

nope. i just wanted to make a separate thread for fun since it looks like people there don't want to have any

 

[White Room]

 

[Odd Opossum]

nope. i just wanted to make a separate thread for fun since it looks like people there don't want to have any

Skill issue, post memes on there anyway.