Funny idioms from your country. - Post literal translation and English equivalent of idioms from your language.

[three_little_rats]

I start:
"Rzucać grochem o ścianę" – "Throw peas at the wall" (English equivalent: waste one's breath)
"Gdzie psy dupami szczekają" – "Where dogs bark with their butts" (English equivalent: middle of nowhere)
"Raz na ruski rok" – "Once in a Russian year" (English equivalent: once in a blue moon)
"Mieć muchy w nosie" – "Have flies in one's nose" (English equivalent: have one's knickers in a twist)
"Bułka z masłem" – "A roll with butter" (English equivalent: a piece of cake).

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

Gibs me dat befo' I axe you again.
Translates to: Would you please hand me that item so I need not ask a second time?

 

[Ocean's 9/11]

"You can want in one hand and shit in the other. See which one fills up first."

Translation: I'm not giving you what you have asked me for.

 

[three_little_rats]

"You can want in one hand and shit in the other. See which one fills up first."

Translation: I'm not giving you what you have asked me for.

What language is that form?

 

[Ocean's 9/11]

What language is that form?

American english, specifically the deep south.

 

[three_little_rats]

Interesting,

American english, specifically the deep south.

I never really thought that American and British English could have different idioms, but makes sense. Probably Australian English has their own too.

 

[Squawking Macaw]

We've got two sayings for "middle of nowhere" in Portugal:
Cu do conde (the count's ass)
Cu de Judas (Judas' ass)

Also, instead of piece of cake we say "é canja" (it's broth)

 

[But Nuster]

Χέστηκα (translation: I shit myself) or the less commonly used Στον πούτσο μου λουλούδια και γύρω γύρω μέλισσες (Flowers on my cock and bees all around) [often shortened to Στον πούτσο μου (on my cock)]
Translation: I don't care

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

"¡Estas más perdido/a que Rolandito!"

If a Puerto Rican tells you that it means:

1. They're old.
2. They haven't seen you in a really long time.

This isn't something you'll heard from the younger generation, unless they've heard about this.
Rolandito, real name Rolando Salas Jusino, was a kid that disappeared in 1999. He's never been found.

 

[three_little_rats]

Χέστηκα (translation: I shit myself) or the less commonly used Στον πούτσο μου λουλούδια και γύρω γύρω μέλισσες (Flowers on my cock and bees all around) [often shortened to Στον πούτσο μου (on my cock)]
Translation: I don't care

I love "flowers on my cock and bees all around". Thats fantastic. Im going to incorporate it into my native language somehow!
We have some slight variation (koło chuja mi to lata - it flies around my dick") but yours is much better.

 

[Africanweebfighter]

"Ugler i mosen" - "Owls in the moss" (something is suspicious)
"Du store kineser" - "You big chinese" (Something unexpected/impressive) Not really used that much anymore for reasons.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

Saying you haven't seen someone in a "coons age", a long time
I still say "lord willing and the creek don't rise" sometimes

 

[The Token Ethnic]

"A shrimp that falls asleep gets carried by the tide." AKA: You snooze, you lose.

 

[The Foxtrot]

"You can want in one hand and shit in the other. See which one fills up first."

Translation: I'm not giving you what you have asked me for.

American english, specifically the deep south.

Yep, the Southern half of my family have all made frequent use of this phrase, as have I.

 

[Ed Special]

American english, specifically the deep south.

While we're on the subject of English in the Deep South, one interesting regional phrase would be "Bless your heart", which can mean pretty well anything from "You're precious and I adore you" to "You are the stupidest motherfucker I've ever met".

 

[whatsupwthat]

In Croatian, if you want to say you're in the middle of nowhere you say you're in "vukojebina" which translates to you're in the place where wolves fuck.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

"Du hast doch einen Sockenschuss" is something that you might hear from someone German commenting on you saying or doing something really stupid retarded shit. It translates to "you have a sockshot/shot of socks".

If you are doing something really fucking stupid or some accident happens or just something goes wrong but you get away without any (serious) damage then "you did have some pig" (Schwein haben; "Da hast du aber Schwein gehabt") which simply means that you were lucky.

And if something really unexpected could happen then horses have been seen puking ("Man hat schon Pferde kotzen sehen").

But maybe something didn't actually happen and I'm just lying right in your face then I'm "binding a bear on you" (jemanden einen Bären aufbinden).

And because the middle of nowhere has been brought up by other users in German language that's where "the fox and the rabbit say good night" (Fuchs und Hase sagen "gute Nacht"").

 

[whatsupwthat]

And because the middle of nowhere has been brought up by other users in German language that's where "the fox and the rabbit say good night" (Fuchs und Hase sagen "gute Nacht"").

This version of middle of nowhere is a lot more wholesome than the others lol

 

[Whatevermancer]

"Ебала жаба гадюку". Literally: "a toad was fucking a viper". Used to describe a conflict where both sides are equally unlikable. Similar idioms include: "борьба была равна: боролись два говна" (literally: "the fight was fair: two shits were fighting") and "моча против говна" (literally: "piss versus shit") - last one is mostly used on imageboards.

"Если бы у бабушки был хуй, она была бы дедушкой". Literally: "if grandma had a dick, she would've been a grandpa". Used as a humorous response to an impossible hypothetical. A similar and less vulgar saying is "если бы да кабы, да во рту росли грибы, то был бы не рот, а целый огород"(literally: "if this and if that and if mushrooms could grow in your mouth, it wouldn't be a mouth, it would be a garden.")

"Темно, как у негра в жопе". Literally: "dark, like in a negro's asshole". Used to describe pitch darkness.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

"A shrimp that falls asleep gets carried by the tide." AKA: You snooze, you lose.

Camarón que se duerme, se lo lleva la corriente.