Funniest line from an lolcow?

[FireGod365]

For example:

"Call of Duty ruined my life." WingsofRedemption

"BETRAYAL!!" SpoonyOne

 

[Rand /pol/]

"I am not a pedophile"

 

[Outer Party Member]

“I am not IAN BRANDON SOMETHING!” -CWC

 

[ComputerWife]

[unintelligible]

 

[MG 620]

"I'm working on it!"

 

[Haunter]

A personal favourite:

Jason Genova: "I am not autism" (video here)

 

[Richardo Retardo]

Do we have a database of random.txt somewhere? Maybe something that could give an attribution to the quotes?

 

[Asperchewy]

"Among Which" Chris Chan
"And there you go..." Dsp
"Gamergate" Brianna Wu
"Idiot Collage kids throw out perfectly good food all the time" Tommy Tooter
"HE JUST SAID TIGHT!" Dragonlord frodo
"I know my rights! :gets tasered:" Dustin Cavanaugh
"You're a lie" Amberlynn Reid
"What errrverr" @Null

 

[MG 620]

"And there you go..." Dsp

"And there you have it..." Simply Sara

 

[AF 802]

"DON'T. CALL. ANYBODY." - Chris

 

[JambledUpWords]

“I haven’t ate yet” Amberlynn Reid

 

[heymate]

"I deserve to be free!" —Erik Mokracek

 

[Asperchewy]

"Dere he is!" Erik Estrada

 

[Captain Manning]

"This is behind my fucking gay wall you asshole. Remove it immediately or I'll have Facebook do it." - Christopher "Crying Nazi" Cantwell

 

[Doctor of Autism]

The entirety of this video is full of funny quotes of Chris trying hard to be a troll

 

[Fascist Frederick]

"What is up everyone? Hello, hello and welcome. *snort* Oh the camera's on... Camera's been on the whole time huh? I don't even know." -Phil "Scratching my Leg" Burnell

 

[Red Hood]

"I report to God. You report to me."

 

[Jeanne d'Arc]

Literally anything JustinRPG has ever said is fucking hilarious.

"I've got an idea, Lugia, eat me, so I'm stuck in Lugia's stomach alone."

 

[Tiny Clanger]

"I'M NOT A LOLCOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

All of them.

 

[verissimus]

Andy Warski's line about being a re-tarded phoenix.