Fuck Jimmy John's. - 5 minutes away? Yeah, JJ, you're the lazy ass.

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Jimmy John's always struck me as one of those kinds of places that nobody actually likes, but people eat at anyway just because there's a location close by. I haven't had anything from there in years.

All of the loud signs they have all over the place indoors and their whole "it's FAST, everything here is FAST" motif really does make sense if the guy's a major cokehead. He must have had the time of his life just doing blow all day and making every single decision high as a kite.

I'm going to giggle every time I pass by one and see their "FREE SMELLS" sign, because ol' Jimmy John ain't smelling anything, that's for sure.
 
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